Internet Hall of Fame!

Hello, and here's where to find some of the funniest, wildest, and craziest things on the internet!

Credit: @ InternetH0F on Twitter

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[cheese]

isaac newton "died a virgin" because he didnt show interest in women but he coincidently also lived together with his male bestie...

[negative-rizz]

Isaac newton died a virgin, which means I have one up on history’s greatest scientific genius. Because I’m not dead.

[danovadragonplayz]

I hate Isaac newton for 2 reasons: he took my ability to fly away by inventing gravity and he made me have more math homework to learn.

[RyuìheinXheiìyné]

Newton at age 23: ∫(x)dx = x²÷2 +C hmmm...
Me at 23 : *waiting for GTA 6*

[A_fellow_observer]

Pretty sure peeing standing up with the ability to aim is possible, just takes a lot of training.

[_Ptat_]

That “sloppy style” comment would definitely come from someone named Meredith 💀

[RetaseaPLAYS]

Isaac newton being called a sigma before GTA6 is wild😭💀

[Maria_Miciano_]

As a woman, I don’t want to do it sloppy style. That is just gross to me. 😂

[sunburntsatan]

My aunt had a Russian foreign exchange student that literally just pulled off the highway to squat down and do a little "sloppy style" on the shoulder

[anongirlfrompoland]

You can actually pee standing up as a cis woman without any devices or pissing all over your legs. You just gotta pinch it the right way, there's even a wikihow tutorial on how to do it 😂

[name.]

Do other girls not stand if they don’t wanna touch the seat? Like I’ll sorta squat over the toilet standing up if the toilet looks crusty lol

[battlerofcats]

I was like " looks decent for like 10 bucks. FIFTY?!?!"

[Ollie.H-]

Newton's an idiot. He discovered gravity at 23. I was 4 when I discovered gravity.

[Flash_killer]

Isaac Newton died a virgin. Which means I have a 1up on one of earth's greatest minds. Because im not dead yet

[samjadragon]

Scientist don't give a fuck, they look at a women and see the stars connecting in vast out reaches of space and comprehend time like it's playdough, I look at a women and my mind turns into tom and Jerry cartoons and then I wake up wondering wtf am I doing with my life? Brains are just built different

[Rozilla]

Issac Newton was gay- he had a Swiss mathematician boyfriend, apparently their relationship was pretty tumultuous so... Sigma? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[tnkme]

As a man, I can't imagine taking something from someone without knowing who they are or at least committing their face and name to memory. I thought women were supposed to be more paranoid about dealing with strangers?

[jjk_death_note]

I’m a girl and whenever I pee standing up it goes down my thighs and on the floor and on the toilet seat 😭

[ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

I agree, there's enough mascara.

[Dr.Xavier]

First one really said “we’ve looped 2 times already.”