A crappy experience 😔 #standup #comedy #embarrassing #story

[signkutter]

I can relate. I was in Geissen Germany one day ..walking off a hang over at a local park when I was assaulted by explosive uncontrollable diarrhea. I had seconds to react and there were people everywhere...luckily I was on a small jut of land surrounded by a large pond...I charged in ...people thought I lost my mind. They had no idea of my genius level ability to cope with extreme circumstances

[traceysterling]

Your Dad is epic! Hahaha, as he drives off!😂😂

[karenlesieur]

This man is one of the funniest I’ve sen since Steve Martin💜💙

[sgtpepper]

I was tearing up watching Lady Gaga talk about her best friend with stage 4 cancer....then i scroll up and hear Ian say "i was 18 when i shit my pants" its like 😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kingmike]

I was working and I crapped my pants but the good thing about the situation was I was working at a sewer treatment plant so nobody could smell me. The whole plant smelled like shit.

[mjlnard]

Did you say that you have runs in the family 😂😂

[bibibrin]

I like how you're coming home singing LA LA LA LAAA 😂

[michaelbasinger]

Reminds me of Robin Williams. This guy is funny as fuck.

[anthonyrosado]

Bro pulled up just to say u shi ur pants 😂an drives off

[Silentstorm_AU]

He should’ve said “it runs in the jeans(genes)” 😂

[ebayerlife]

Had a few experiences like this. Drinking and Indian food

[mr.joseph]

Don't be late for dinner, son. You know your mom.

[cm]

He should be in The next coneheads movie….if they do one lol

[VirgoCali]

I was 20 when it happened and it was the most embarrassing experience ever 😂 I would rather piss myself in front of everyone than have a missed fart

[CGKA]

Sounds like you just gave a whole Lotta people in the comment section the opportunity to tell their shitty- pants stories 😊

[SHNASTDOG]

Drives off is so much funnier then it got credit for lol

[ChelseaParkhouse]

I'm just Gona lie in the ditch hahaah😂

[cfigueroa]

Life. Dad knows. You bake the cake you gotta frost it. See ya at home

[elphantasimo]

Was trekking in Nepal and this happened to me at the age of 34

[faceless-x-abberation]

I pooed my pants once walking home from the video game store around age 13-14. I felt a fart and let it go, but gas isn't the only thing that escaped right then! Luckily I was only about 50 feet or so from home. Another time I felt like I had to go to the bathroom real bad and started running to the toilet. Right when I got into the bathroom and was about to pull my pants down something started running down my leg. It made it all the way down to my sock lol. I just stripped and got into the shower after that lol. I was like 26 at that time. So I've pooed my pants twice in my 34 years of life.