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[KeiFlox]

35 year DLC was seizures in my sleep, no bueno.

[Slaarduk]

Being born is like signing Terms and Conditions without reading it.

[kylenmaple]

My favorite are the DLC’s where they bring back old broken mechanics from the original release. Like how I pulled my hamstring and had a limp walk when I was 14, and now 2 decades later I get the same limp if I walk down stairs too quick! Amazing stuff

[rs_mind]

Really love the DLC system helping give experienced players new challenges to keep them engaged

[TraneFrancks]

This short legit made me laugh out loud. I'm 63. You just wait till you see the DLCs in this epoch. 🤣

[actuallyasriel]

I got the "if I eat too much and then go to bed I throw it up in the morning" DLC recently. The suspense is worth the price of admission, honestly, I recommend it.

[benjaminbrening]

Let's not forget you had a DLC where your voice became deeper again Mr PirateSoftware

[Mykensminger]

I got a new DLC March 9th 2023. She cried all night for 2 weeks straight but man being a dad is pretty awesome. But that DLC comes with so many more as they get older. My newest DLC is I get to have mostly inteligible conversations with my daughter who is so interested in just about everything. The 2023 DLC was the best one of my whole life and I hope many young men get to experience it someday.

[jeddpearce]

30: Testosterone deficiency
35: Cancer
38: Liver disease
I’m done, thanks.

[staticthewhitewolf]

At 35, my DLC was gaining weight on the same food. At 40, my DLC was no longer having the joint pain that I got at 16.

[rotten_milky]

“Hey man, you don’t look so good. Everything alright?”

*”my bones hurt”*

[TheDendran]

Plot twist: Its not DLCs... You're already ingame and you just accumulate DBUFFS

[kirimaecreations]

My devs thought an early release at 17 for their DLC was the way to go. Imagine you just internally bleeding, just a little bit, every time you ovulate from a particular ovary. The devs liked this DLC so much that they revisited it for the 30th anniversary.

[atariroo]

me watching this at 19 years old hearing “it begins around age 20”

[victorvondroom]

Ah yes the ''random knee pain without previous injuries that comes and goes just as fast'' DLC, my favorite for now, such a banger

[Jenpaii_]

YES! Remember to take care of your original hardware and software! Some of us are born with nerfed specs without knowing it until it's too late and everything starts bottlenecking. Pay attention to the small bugs and report them if they impact your experience even just a little bit negatively.

I just turned 25 and ever since I turned 20 I've been constantly in and out of appointments both with the docs and psychs because I keep unlocking new DLC's just a BIT TOO FAST- likely due to neglecting smaller bugs and glitches during my younger years.

I'm Currently waiting for an appointment at a new place that'll do physical rehab for my joints and sort one diagnosis out, and after that it'll be time to meet a neurologist to sort another diagnosis out! I'm also waiting for new prescriptions for new meds for yet another diagnosis. 😒

[fernandotrevinocastro]

20- max drop to metabolism
25- all my joins crack but doesn't hurt
27- can't go live to work after drinking
30- max buff to anxiety and depression
32- hangover is 2 days now

[AB-bugo]

37yr old here. My DLC this year is random AF upper middle back pain but ONLY when I go to pull on anything with my right hand/arm. Absolutely LOVE it 😒

[Cj-cvwb]

You weren't kidding. A few months from 30 and surprise epilepsy lmao.

[Imevul]

38 and already got the "knee pain", "easily hurt", and "take forever to heal" DLCs. Also got a couple of microtransactions, like "hangovers last two days" and "make noises when you stand up or sit down"