Neptune is a kidnapper! 😦 #neptune #astronomy #astrophysics #triton

[shadowFighter]

"It's not kidnapping, its *surprise adoption* "

[absolutelynot]

That sounds more like adoption, the keiper belt is basically an orphanage

[torazely]

"Neptune is a kidnapper!"

Me, who knows a decent amount of Greco-Roman mythology: yes.

[birdangry]

Neptune:
”want some candy? it’s in my orbit.”

[VPuffy]

Triton: dad am I adopted?
Neptune to earth: I asked you not to tell him

[halimacamara]

neptune’s hands grabbing triton got me lol

[mikedomingo]

Neptune: hey kid want an atmosphere?
Triton: Omg Yeessss!
Neptune: okay get in my van😊

[Aythronethesilly]

Don' t forget that Neptune also ejected Rohdes (It's the nickname I give to Triton's Hypothetical Bianary Companion, since it dosen't have any actual name), and Then Triton responded by ejecting/destroying most of Neptune s'first generation moons.

[BloxyColan]

"Hippity Hoppity your brother is now my property!"
-Neptune

[Megatron-mj]

"Yoink!"
-Neptune probably.

[BloksterYT]

he really said "your my friend now, were having soft tacos later!"

[OldPythonGaming]

"i got nitrogen at my place" -Neptune

[のり様-fp]

Fun fact: in greek mythology Neptune is called poseidon the god of the sea, and he had a son called Triton. How cute is that?

[volcan]

Neptune:
*”want some candy? it’s in the van.”*

[AverageSwedishnontiktok]

Kidnapped Triton, learned through the solarballs fandom

[Kentama]

Kuiper belt to Neptune: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career..."

[Zgrywus]

"You are my friend now" - Neptune

[ludharlem]

Yet another reason why Neptune is the coolest planet. Pulled out an entire dwarf planet outta nowhere

[NeptuneYay]

" *I have some space candy, just get in the van* "

[SFGaming]

"How do we know that?"
"Solar Balls"