Gerry Dee - The Worst Part About Being a Teacher

#GerryDee on his first year as a teacher, when kids are the most stressed, and what is either the bravest or stupidest answer he's ever received from a student.

#GerryDeeStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2017.


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[themexis]

This is hilarious ! The issue most people with have with this set is that they can't relate.
Their interactions with teachers ended when they finished school, but if you know any teachers, as an adult, they will find no lies here.

[ScientistRenzo]

I liked this a lot! I think all of the negative commenters are people who didn’t do well in school.

[TH_]

I came here after watching "Mr.D"
And everything he describes is in his show 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bonniebarton]

Gerry Dee is the funniest I have heard in a long time

[tigerfan]

Video with "Fundraising activities" assigned. What fund does it raise for the organization or activity?

[calebcologna]

Oh look, damn near the whole issue with modern education

[buddy]

I've heard teachers stress over this

[makaylahollywood]

Teacher here- and, boy I’d love to make people laugh.😆

[tammyinman]

Amén ugh Teaching was soooo stressful!

[RachaelLongLastName]

I thought this was Will Ferrell for a hot second

[kasiitadiriisa]

I'm a teacher and I don't mark tests.
I just award marks basing on my expectation of you and I'm always accurate.

[EJK]

Wow. As the first to comment, I'm both shocked and surprised to see teachers over worked like this. A very important issue expressed well in this set.

[caglioso]

If he were American this would be a much darker bit.

[ferzinhaN]

Big line part....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌

" start learning how to pump gas..." No he didn't!😂😂😂

[waalex]

Sounds like a terrible school if that's legit, lol.

[RachaelLongLastName]

He looks like if Joe Biden and Ryan Reynolds had a child but then they got divorced and Joe Biden raised him meanwhile he thinks Joe sucks and looks up to Ryan more than anything in the world and tries to do comedy just like him
it doesn’t work out
One day is finally ready to tell Ryan that he wanted to do comedy just like him! He was 20 and had been working on his comedy skillz since he in middle school.
“Hey Daddy I wanna do comedy just like you!”
“Uh huh.” Ryan has his back turned to Gerry and is hunched over his phone.
“Yeah Daddy I’ve been working on it for so long now.”
“Well just one thing Gerry boy.” Ryan stands and turns around revealing his phone which is currently displaying a mobile game.
“Oh shit someone just attacked my village!” Ryan begins tapping his phone frantically hoping to save it from ruin but nay, it is too late, for it has been destroyed. A block of text popped up saying that someone with the username HentaiHoeJoe69 had raided his village. “Wait a minute, I know that username.” Joe Biden stepped into the room giggling in his demented grandfather tone.
“That’s right fool! ‘Twas *I* who raided your precious village!” Joe walks straight to Ryan to laugh in his face.
“But Joe, why would you do this?” Ryan had a look of horror etched into his face.
“Daddy what the fuck is going on.” Gerry asked in disbelief.
“Silence child or you shall be spanked!” Joe’s voiced was shadowed by Eoj the demon that possessed him.
“I did this because to get back at you for allowing this child to have even a hope of doing comedy!” Joe snarled like a diseased animal and it was Ryan so much. He loved it whenever Joe would start foaming at mouth and sound like a diseased animal at him. It was just so sexy! “He has come home everyday from work and tell me impossibly bad and offensive jokes!”
“ Daddy my jokes aren’t that bad” Gerry blushed.
“Really? Why don’t you tell us one right this instant?!” Joe shouted, foaming at mouth again.
Gerry grinned. Now was finally his time to show Daddy that he could do it! He could be successful enough to buy his own tighty -whitey’s AND eventually marry a predatory cougar from Bulgaria (who has some violent tendencies)! He’d show Demon Daddy that he was funny!
“Ok what did the evil Mexican lady say?”
Ryan squinted, sensing a dark entity forming in his son’s body. “No child don’t do it! You’ll destroy us all!” Joe shouted.
Gerry’s deepened and his eyes began to glow baby blue.
“TAKE ME AND FAMILY THE USA SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE!!!!” A sonic boom shout from his mouth and disintegrated them into ash.
And that was how Gerrymandering was invented!

[greg]

For me, that would be eco-guilt of having to depend on my adding more humans to an insanely overpopulated Earth. I know I would have made an excellent teacher, but my love for green space and biodiversity is too great. And let's not kid ourselves: Billion more/decade since the early 60s; THE hottest fuel driving deadly climate change.

[baqcasanke]

i stopped part way through, got tired of waiting for a joke....
This dude said “mark” so many times like that was supposed to be funny 🤷‍♂️

[gizmogoose.]

*C+* . . . . . _A very high MEDIOCRE !!!_
He needs to go back to teaching.

[siskamiles]

So lame... Probably if he went: "I can't hang out with you Mark, I'm marking" would have been funnier.