Ant-Man and the Wasp - Movie Review

Wright at the Movies review of Ant-Man and the Wasp

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[MarkyMarc]

*👏 Great review! I enjoyed this movie. It was one of the most hilarious Marvel movie next to the Deadpool movies. I almost choked on my food during Luis’ "truth serum" scene. And the "truth serum" at the end was funny as well 😂:*

**SONNY:* So I’m gonna introduce you, to my good friend Uzman. Now Uzman is a master of extracting information from the unwillin’ through psychoactive means.

**LUIS:* Oh, is that truth serum?

**UZMAN:* There’s no such thing as truth serum. That’s just nonsense from T.V.

**DAVE:* What is it, then?

**SONNY:* It’s a little concoction, that’s he’s been perfecting since his days with the SIS. It makes you suggestible. And highly responsive.

**LUIS:* Dude, that’s truth serum. 

**UZMAN:* No, it’s not!

**DAVE:* No fencing, but, this sounds like truth serum to me.

**LUIS:* Right?

**UZMAN:* It’s not a truth serum. 

**LUIS:* Oh, okay, Hey I believe you.

**KURT:* If it walks like duck, and talk like ducks,

**DAVE:* It’s truth serum.

**LUIS:* Well, I have a lot of allerigies, so.. you might want to think about that!

*(After injection)*

**SONNY:* Where is Scott Lang?

**LUIS:* Oh see that’s complicated... because when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I’m not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, “Damn, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?”
And he’s like, “Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now I’m all alone.”
And I was like, “Man, homie, you gotta chin up. ‘Cause you’ll find a new partner. But you know what? I’m Luis.”
And he says, “You know what? I’m Scotty. And we’re gonna be best friends.”

**SONNY:* Wait, hold on, hold on. Now I like a good story as much as the next person, but what’s this have to do what where Scott Lang is?

**LUIS:* I’m getting there. I’m getting there.

**DAVE:* You put a dime in him, you got to let the whole song play out.

**KURT:* He’s like human jukebox.

**LUIS:* Oh, my Abuelita had a jukebox in a restaurant. Yeah, only played Morrissey. And if anybody ever complained, she’d be like, “Oh, porque? Gusta mas?”
And El Chicanos, we call them mas, “then, adios!”
What can I say? We relate to these melancholy bandits, you know?

**SONNY:* Lang.

**LUIS:* Right, right. So anyway, Scotty gets outta jail and starts working for Hank. And that’s when he met Hope.
And Hope’s all like, “I want nothing to do with you. Look at my hairdo. I’m all business.”
And then Scotty’s like, “You know what, girl? My heart’s all broken, and I’ll probably never find love again. But man, I want to kiss you.”
But then fast-forward, and they’re all like into each other, right?
And then Scotty’s like, “You know what, I can’t tell you this, but I’m gonna go trashing the airport with Captain America!”
Then she said, “I can’t believe you split like that. Smell you later, dummy!”
So Scotty goes on house arrest, and he won’t admit it, but his heart’s all like, “Man, I thought Hope could’ve been my new true partner. But I blew it!”
But fate brought them back together, and then Hope’s heart is all, “I’m worried that I can’t trust him. And he’s gonna screw up again and ruin everything.”
And in my heart, it’s all like, “That fancy raspberry filling represents the company’s rent. And we’re days away from going out of business! Oooh!!”

**DAVE:* Out of business?

**KURT:* Days away?

**LUIS:* Man, truth serum. I was trying to protect you guys. I swear. I was trying to be a good boss. But we’re broke.

**SONNY:* Enough. I’m going to ask you one more time. Where is Scott Lang?

**LUIS:* I’ve been trying to tell you. He’s in a tricky spot, emotionally speaking. 

**SONNY:* Emotionally speaking? But where is Scott Lang, literally speaking?

**LUIS:* Oh, the woods. 

**GHOST:* The woods?

**KURT:* Baba Yaga!

**KURT:* Baba Yaga, coming late, little children sleep at eight.

*(Sonny and the gang* *are injected with serum at the end)*

**SONNY AND THE GANG:* We traffic in stolen technology.

**LUIS:* And they have killed many, many people.

**UZMAN:* He’s in charge.

**SONNY:* That’s true. I am. I’ve also committed numerous health code violations in my restaurant. Some of them would shock you.

**UZMAN:* It is truth serum.

[specspiderpete]

Haven't seen this yet, but good review, can't wait to see this when I buy it on Bluray, cause I have a two year old and I don't get out much.