Wait til Loki meets Hermes, that is going to be the best bromance the world has ever seen.
madhattergodess
Zeus: I am not that bad.
Everyone: YES, YOU ARE!!!!
Zeus: Okay no need to yell.
madhattergodess
Norse guy: "Banging as in Sex or Banging as in banging the heads of his enemies against the floor, his spear and thunder"
Greek guy: "Yes"
davidagudelo
Greek guy: Do you have like gods of war...
Norse guy: Yes
Greek: But I wasn't finished asking...
Norse: Yes, they're all gods of war
_foot_burmese_pythn
Zeus to Loki: Our motives are beyond their understanding.🗿
brokenbulwark
Greek Guy: And does your god queen go around putting hits on her husband’s bastard children and tormenting his lovers?
Norse Guy: ... No?
Greek Guy: Um, yeah, our’s doesn’t either.
midnight_rose
Women in Greek mythology: exist
The mythology: AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
MaladyKayjo
Kronos: I ate all six of my children
Odin: I gouged my own eye out, stabbed myself with my spear, and hung myself for mine days to achieve great wisdom.
Loki: i got smashed by a horse.
Odin: ...
Kronos: ...
horrorbeyondhumancomprehension
Greek Guy: "So do you guys have gods of war?"
Norse Man: "You need a specific god for that?"
irishspartanstudios
“If there is a hole, there is a goal.”
-Zeus probably, idk
zdeity
Romans: "Hey Greece can I look at your gods for a moment?"
nobuffer
Meanwhile, the Romans: * go around collecting gods as if they were Pokémon cards *
SDayle
Greek: has a god that most likely banged people as a horse
Norse: has a god who got banged by a horse
fawfulmark
Norse guy: What?? No! That’s Loki’s job. There was this one time we commissioned a giant to build a wall-
AmberMaytions
Norse guy “but our god of mischief turns into a female horse, gets railed and has a flying horse kid.”
Greek guy “so you mean goddess of mischief then right.”
Norse guy “Did I stutter.”
JamesDH
Loki:so you mess things up and do pranks
Hermes: absolutely
Loki:so you killed your nephew too and then caused an apocalypse
Hermes:no wtf
Loki:yeah i didn't either
OK-yyqz
Norse guy: "In fact he is considered very wise"
Greek guy: *nervous sweating*
thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse
Zeus: ha your gonna die to a wolf
Odin: at least I didn’t get overthrown by my wife and siblings
Zeus: dude, happened once
businesssquid
I can just imagine zeus watching this conversation
"Hey they think im so sacred they're not talking about me openly!"
Hades probably "thats not a good thing zeus!"
BossMr
Greeks: “Is your god of thunder the king of your gods?”
Vikings: “Close. Our god of thunder is the _son_ of the king of our gods.”
