Next he reveals the C4 strapped to his chest, but never detonates it because it’s a metaphor ChrizzUp
Next he reveals the C4 strapped to his chest, but never detonates it because it’s a metaphor
"I never lit one." *Starts eating it* CatIsMad
"I never lit one." *Starts eating it*
Me explaining to the federal agents that the pipe bomb they found in my basement is just a metaphor -.Ascendant
Me explaining to the federal agents that the pipe bomb they found in my basement is just a metaphor
“You see officer…that kilo of cocaine in my trunk is just a metaphor, for I’ve never once snorted.” Just_Some_Clown
“You see officer…that kilo of cocaine in my trunk is just a metaphor, for I’ve never once snorted.”
“No officer I only keep this crack and pipe with me as a metaphor, it can’t actually hurt you unless you light it” chom
“No officer I only keep this crack and pipe with me as a metaphor, it can’t actually hurt you unless you light it”
Definitely one of those "I'm 13 and this is deep" moments LivingGuy
Definitely one of those "I'm 13 and this is deep" moments
Then she finds out it’s not even a real cigarette, it’s cake. showmethemney
Then she finds out it’s not even a real cigarette, it’s cake.
Me explaining to my lawyer that carrying five sticks of dynamite inside a children's hospital is a metaphor. Fentmaxxer
Me explaining to my lawyer that carrying five sticks of dynamite inside a children's hospital is a metaphor.
For some reason I really wanted to see him just start eating it. cormaclynch
For some reason I really wanted to see him just start eating it.
“I have this gun pointed at your head but I never pulled the trigger. See? It’s a metaphor” 🤣🤣🤣 MigDonalds
“I have this gun pointed at your head but I never pulled the trigger. See? It’s a metaphor” 🤣🤣🤣
I stay on the toilet for hours on end, but I don’t shit. It’s a metaphor. coolrobinxxr
I stay on the toilet for hours on end, but I don’t shit. It’s a metaphor.
"I've never lit one.."😌 *injects herion* MEWNPIE
"I've never lit one.."😌 *injects herion*
It’s a metaphor, I’m on the toilet but I’m not shitting slow-
It’s a metaphor, I’m on the toilet but I’m not shitting
He highjacked the plane, but never crashed it. Because it’s a metaphor Roguesaturn
He highjacked the plane, but never crashed it. Because it’s a metaphor
Like when you stick the needle in your arm but don’t inject the heroin. Because it’s a metaphor. Ivory_Knight
Like when you stick the needle in your arm but don’t inject the heroin. Because it’s a metaphor.
You see i point the gun to my head, but i never give it a power to kill me. A metaphor 🙌 Dot_
You see i point the gun to my head, but i never give it a power to kill me. A metaphor 🙌
“Why have you shoved a loaded 44 magnum down your throat, are you crazy!?” “(Muffled) It’s a metaphor” Clone-replica-npc
“Why have you shoved a loaded 44 magnum down your throat, are you crazy!?” “(Muffled) It’s a metaphor”
I pissed myself roughly 20 minutes ago I haven't changed pants because it's a metaphor neonryder
I pissed myself roughly 20 minutes ago I haven't changed pants because it's a metaphor
"I once had a turd in the shape of a fish, metapohor" -draxs the destroyer jimbowgaming
"I once had a turd in the shape of a fish, metapohor" -draxs the destroyer
I wish he just lit the cigarette straight after delivering the line melanqol
I wish he just lit the cigarette straight after delivering the line
