LITERAL World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Cinematic Trailer

Blizzard has a solid gold logo
'cause they're loaded.
Dramatic pause of darkness.
EPIC HAMMER SMACK!
Dramatic pause of darkness, number 2.
Ragnaros getting a
deep-tissue massage,
he has special needs,
don't judge him!
Steamy metal chained-up
Batman logo,
brought in to be used as a Band-Aid.
This shouldn't hurt you a bit.
Let me know if it does.
Oh sh**, it did, we're dead!
He just wrote that with his Band-Aid.
He's so talented!
Hammer doctors want Deathwing to stand still,
but he can't resist dancing to this song.
Keep it down, or they'll file a noise complaint.
Dragon acupuncture is complicate.
How's that feel now? TRANSITION
Warcraft: 2012.
Hit the "Panic" button on a dragon,
He's frustrated that he has one.
Always check the neighbors out
before you sign the lease.
Shout-out to the Hindenburg.
Fiery bloom transition to water!
Utah's gonna need a new license plate.
Deathwing finishes up his visit
to the acupuncturist,
while he's soaking his feet
IN THE LAVA.
It helps circulation.
He needs some Clear Eyes™,
Ben Stein says it gets the red out!
Uh oh...he's offended!
They're not that red!
Everyone that plays this game is screwed.
You're screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed.
Even that dam face!
Careless dragon burns everything behind him,
then he finally flaps his wings
and puts the fire out!
Then he comes back down
and looks around for some people to
scare the hell out of.
Might as we-he-heeell.
Then he tries to scare the statues!
Does it work?
Yes, one of them faints.
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

The World of Warcraft Cataclysm Cinematic Trailer TV Spot. Out now!

© 2010 Tobuscus

[DoctorTrendy]

The beginning never fails to make me laugh, "Blizzard has a solid gold logo, 'cause they're loaded."

[manacakes]

"He's SO talented!"

"Hit the panic button on a dragon, he's frustrated that he has one!"

"You're screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed!"

"Then he tries to scare the statues! Does it work? Yes! One of them faints!"

Best lines ever.

[enderminn]

After 6 years, I notice 0:19 says Rag instead of deathwing

[char_shine]

I sneezed during this video, so thank you Toby.

[darkace]

Hit the panic button on a dragon!
He's frustrated that he has one!

That line cracked me up

[Mrcman]

tries to scares statues it works one of them faints

[SupTrolls]

Toby, good job you are SO CLOSE to 3, 000, 000 Subscibers!

[faisallewis]

'Then he tries to scare the statues, does it work? YES! OHE OF THEM FAINTS!!'

[karenpepin]

Even after all this time, still one of my favorites. :)

[Erkorlad]

Also, Tobuscus was actually correct with the lava thing.
Black dragons bathe in lava to regenerate, and that also helps circulate blood to regenerate the tissue.

[wastelanderd]

I have an unhealthy addiction to these LITERAL trailers

[JaXonSlade]

Death wing could never beat Leroy Jenkins

[noisyboy]

Thumbs up for Toby to do Warlords of Draenor

[PLGRL]

I was laughing throughout the video but I lost it at "Screwed screwed screwed screwed"

[stoutdrinker]

" YES !...One of them Faints ! "


LOOOL

[paintedlion]

I was in the shower and for no reason this song was stuck in my head, came back and could still sing along! :D Still lovable even after 6 years

[cyrusshepherd]

i fucked up ragnaros, illidan, the lich king, deathwing, hellscream, AND archimonde,
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL INVADING AZZEROTH???

[R_Valentin]

Thats funny
Toby: This shouldn't hurt you a bit
          Let me know if it does
          Oh sh** it did we're dead.

[Chadly]

This video lives in my head rent free.

[ThatOneComputerGuy]

Only 2 year. Ago but he looks so young