genshin

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│ welcome scholar, you seem to have stumbled across
│an ancient tome in the library...
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│·̩͙✧ · · · would you like to open it?
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│ ✩ yes | ✩ no
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★ yes
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unfurling..
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┊make sure not to cough in the fairy dust .*・｡ﾟ.

┊were those glowing runes?

✶ transformation in : ✁
3… 2… 1... ་༘ .

┊🕯 it seems you’ve been exposed to the some strange runes. have no fear, any unwanted effects will become null.

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╭┈ ingredients.· * • ˚
│ I. intro ✶ : · •
│ II. benefits .· *
│ III. credits ·.
│ IV. formula ✵ ˚ : ·
│ V. about me * ˚ ✵
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I. introduction
𒎓 ... “if you lie on the grass, you can feel the heartbeat of the world.”
― Ganyu.

II. benefits
𒎓 … READ FIRST: this version is more sped up and has disney music because i like it, the calm version is how i usually speed.
𒎓 … BENEFITS ARE IN PINNED !!!!!!!!

III. credits
✯ music ::

IV. formula
✯ thestral wings formula 🕊

V. about me
𒉽 ... my name is kai or uriah, i was born in ‘04 and have been in the sub community for 5-6 years now. i’ve also been a shifter for the past year or so!
𒉽 ... i am highly spiritual and i practice magick, but none of my subs include witchcraft unless i explicitly say they do
𒉽 ... i use they/them pronouns
𒉽 ... hobbies: writing, baking, cooking, nature
𒉽 ... dislikes: capitalists, bigots, white chocolate, dolphins

... contact me ...
𒉽 ... twit : @ slxdeee
𒉽 ... disc : kai`#7777

VI. basic info
✯ energy charged !! no frequencies, no witchcraft
✯ you can listen to my subs (and any subs) without headphones
✯ you may bundle this sub
✯ you may listen overnight.
✯ stop listening if you need to/need a break!

[slxde.]

benefits ; this sub is surprisingly very large, super detailed but the summary is simple<3
while all of you are here my UID is 627364204 and i'm in NA server

𒎓 LUCK & PITY

luckiest player in genshin, people are shocked at how lucky you are. you never worry about pity because it literally doesn't apply to you. wdym a 4 star every 10 pull.. you get a 5 star every 10 pull without fail. you're just so unbelievably lucky, your account is miraculous. pity is a JOKE compared to how lucky and abundant you are.

𒎓 DESIRED CHARACTERS

get all your desired characters in your first single pull or first ten pull. all your characters are fully levelled and C6. you have the best built characters and teams, can demolish any boss/domain. perfectly built supports/dps.

𒎓 DESIRED WEAPONS

you get all your desired weapons in your first single pull or first ten pull. all your weapons are fully levelled and at R5. weapons perfectly complement your characters and your playstyle.

𒎓 OPTIMAL ARTIFACTS

all your characters have perfect artifacts, always receive the optimal legendary artifacts for the character you want them for. your artifact rolls are unbelievably lucky, always roll into the perfect sub-stats. you never have to farm for artifacts because you get them all first try. you never run out of artifact level up material. all your characters have 100% cr and 300% cd because of how powerful and optimal your artifacts are. your artifacts suit all of your characters and their role in the team.

𒎓 PRIMOS

earn a ridiculous amount of primos every day. you always have more than enough primos. saving is incredibly easy for you, your primos rack up so fast. you have so many primos people think you whale on the game. you have more than enough wishes, never worry about primos. people gift you primos everyday.

𒎓 FARMING

you never really have the need to farm, you always have more than enough materials for all your character ascensions, talents, and weapons. farming takes you maximum ten minutes, it's so easy and fun for you! you always have more materials than necessary, never run out of materials.

𒎓 CHESTS

always and constantly find chests, find 10 luxurious chests a day. never run out of seelies to follow, etc.

𒎓 EVENTS & REWARDS

mihoyo constantly releases fun and enjoyable in-game genshin events. you're brilliant at these events and it's so fun for you to play them, always succeed and get the highest possible scores/rewards. all events are effortless and fun for you. in-game event rewards are always super high.

𒎓 CO-OP

have fun, memorable co-op experiences. always have people to co-op with, and always have fun things to do during co-op. it's fun+productive and non-toxic.

𒎓 RESIN

never run out of resin, always have copious amounts of fragile resin. you hardly even need to spend resin you always have more than enough material. the amount of fragile resin you have is so abundant it astonishes people.

𒎓 GENSHIN++

genshin is super f2p friendly, never feel the need to spend money on the game. you never run out of things to do. a bunch of fun quests, main archon quest storyline progresses nicely. all the areas on your map are at 100% discovery, yet there's always things for you to do. fully leveled statues. discovering areas is fun and effortless for you. you're just so ridiculously good at the game it puts whales to shame </3

[ambrosiaelixir]

SO MUCH DETAILS OMFG
venti, kazuha, and c6 kaeya will be coming home for sure 😩

[nicky]

i won 50/50 on ganyu and got some godly artifacts, listening for raiden now :) thanks

[trisha.n]

I LOVE THIS SM. I listened to this a few times for fun a few days ago, I was hoping this will help me pull kazuha. Today, I did a 10 pull and got ningguang, Noelle c2, rosaria c2. Then I pulled on the standard wish banner once and got Bennet??!? I CANNOT BELIEVE I got like so many 4 stars in one day. I also somehow feel like primo gems have been becoming easier to get, so this is how it feels to be lucky in genshin huh. THANK YOU SO MUCH Kazuha is coming home soon :)

Update: I GOT KAZUHA

[Barbara-kvrb]

it's insane how well and quickly this works, I got yelan AND her bow .Thank you.

[yaoyu.]

Neuvillette, my pookie dragon, come home 🙏

update: HE IS HERE, HE IS HOMEEE😭😭😭😭 I LOSED 50/50 TO DILUC BUT AT PITY 4 MY DRAGON IS HEREEE

[pendragon]

I LISTEND TO THIS THREE TIMES AND WITH 2 TRIES I PULLED KAMISATO AYATO THE CHARACTER I WISHED FOR AYYOOO WHAT THE HELL

[warsan]

I DONT PLAY GENSHIN BUT I FOR SURE AM SHARING THIS WITH MY FRIENDS

[cherriebunnychu]

Thank you so much for the this, there’s only 7 days left for xiao’s banner and I’m DETERMINED to have him😤!

[kitkatmelon]

Thank you I already got all the characters i don't loathe and I had no motivation to play anymore it felt purposeless so that "always have something to do" aff is very helpful 😭😭

[chica]

OMG OMG THIS WORKS SO WELL I GOT XIAO AT LIKE 7 PITY OMGGG TY SM FOR MAKING THIS!!!

[mysticmagic]

I just wanna say I've been using this and lemme tell you-
I always get cr and CD artifacts like it some mint I get when I walk around the map-
I also get to build my characters really great now-
(Back then I couldn't because they're weak and I don't get good artifacts)
AND PRIMOS-
I remember just having 200 and then I went to play and farm with my friends for chest and we didn't do that much but suddenly I have atleast a thousand like-
Agsgshshdh???-
And this isn't even manifestation, actual results and I just listened once-
(Also edit- I'm using this for my second acc I want Venti and Ayato for my other one-)
SO YEAH I AM ONCE SAYING IT-
SLADE IS AMAZING AND EVERY SUBS THEY DROP ARE MASTERPIECES ✨

[vviqxing]

I LISTENED A FEW TIMES AND GOT KAZUHA AND TIGHNARI BOTH IN THE SAME DAY THANK YOUUU <333

[yourbestunknowngirl]

I listen to this on loop everytime i start exploring or doing quests, I usually get bored but when I have this I enjoy the game even more💞 thank you!

[luzifffer]

AHHH WHAT THE HELLOK SO. i listened to this sub in a completely unrelated playlist overnight for funsies and forgot about it. i had 2 standard wishes so i decided to pull. i skipped the wishing cutscene because i was expecting a 3* weapon bUT I GOT JUMPSCARED BY DILUC?!?@? I SWEAR TO GOD MY STANDARD PITY WAS NOT HIGHER THAN LIKE 20

[urfavsigma]

i listened to this yesterday and i literally got a kazuha con today im so happy LMAO

[axelcruz]

Just got xianyun while listening to this on bg !!! Thank you sm !! 💖💖

[soniskereee]

omg thank u so much, I was saving primos for ganyu but I also want Kazuha 😭😭

[offthatza]

tysm!! my luck has been going everywhere else but genshin LMFAO

[meena]

This is amazing i literally just pulled once for mualany and i got her with just 30 of pity 😢