Canon events in #acrossthespiderverse 💀

[Withrix]

*cuts to 1840’s Peter Parker getting bitten by a radioactive spider and helping in the Underground Railroad, losing his aunt beneatha in the process*

[theworldsgreatestjidiot]

"Miles, you can't stop them from suicide bombing that harbor. It's a canon event."

[manindisguise]

“Miles you can’t evacuate Hiroshima and Nagasaki. It’s a canon event.”

[Deggn]

“Miles, you can’t stop it. They have to hit the second tower.”

[SHUV_IT]

Bro went from Spider-Man 2099 to Spider-Man 1799 💀

[nubexcalibur]

"Miles, you can't save Kennedy. It's a canon event."

[foxbox]

When you save a child from cancer but Miguel walks in with a syringe.

[BlakeNelson-vwco]

“Miles, you can’t stop that Asian dude from eating that bat….. it’s a cannon event.”

[sfactor]

Peter Parker : I can't pay my rent

Miguel : It's a Canon Event

[ProfessorDerpX]

*“Miles, you can’t stop that Serbian guy from killing the Archduke. It’s a canon event.”*

[SparklesLunarSparkles]

Miles you can't stop the bite of 83 it's a Cannon event

[pines]

"You can't re-virgin that olive oil, Miles. It's a canon event"

[CatLadysLife]

“Miles, you can’t stop his invasion of Poland, it’s a canon event.”

[Stupediot]

"Miles... I'm afraid that you can't get him into art school, it's a canon event."

[extraspirit]

"Miles, you can't change Dahmers *Taste* in men."

[Nikooonilineee]

bro tryna stop slavery


Miguel: “you thought.”

[Gatlortang]

Miles: Not everything is a canon event!
Miguel: NUH UH

[MxTeeee]

*"No Miles you can't stop that meteor, it's a canon event"*

[huaraches]

“Miles, the germans must create this camp! Its a canon event!”

[theworldsgreatestjidiot]

"Miles, you can't stop the nuclear meltdown in Chernobyl.Its a canon event."