Cheese Cheese far away:(

Shawn got everything prepared for his movie night, as he sat down all comfy he realized…….he forgot his cheese.
He looked at the table…….”cheese” Shawn started to tear up “cheese far away”
Shawn didn’t want to get his lazy ass up so he called someone,

“COREY ITS AN EMERGENCY!” Shawn cried through the phone,
“Shut up, I’m watching the pornographic version of Bambi” Corey hung up,

But Shawn wasn’t done yet, “SID ITS AN EMERGENCY!”
“AHOGNSIBSJWYFQJKDBCSRJHFBJ” Sid responded, Shawn looked at his phone confused then hung up,

“MICK HELP ITS AN EMERGENCY!”
“I’m doing drag,” Mick responded then hung up,

“JIMMY JAMES ITS AN EMERGENCY!”
“I'm pushing my fingers into my mouth, no” Jim responded then hung up,

“CHRIS HELP!”
“I'm masturbating wanna see?” Shawn quickly hung up

“PAUL HELP ITS AN EMERGENCY!”
“What do you want,” Paul said tiredly, Shawn was happy that someone finally answered him,
“CHEESE CHEESE FAR AWAY!” Shawn cried,
“What,” Paul said confused
“I need my cheese,” Shawn said finally calming down,
“Sure,” Paul hung up and immediately called Joey
“JOEY ITS AN EMERGENCY!”
“It's 3 in the morning what?” Joey responded,
“THIS WEIRDO WANTS ME TO BRING HIM HIS CHEESE!”
“And what does that have to do with me?” Joey asked
“Well because I thought you might wanna bring the guy his chees-” Joey hung up and called Corey,
“What do you want?” Corey immediately asked,
Joey then said, “There are drugs on Shawns tabl-” Corey hung up and ran to Shawns table,
Shawn looked at Corey “Hey cor- why are you naked?”
“WHERE ARE THE DRUGS??” Corey yelled,
“I DON'T HAVE DRUGS! BRING ME MY CHEESE!” Shawn yelled back,
“NO!” Corey and Shawn started to smack each other like high school girls.
While Shawn and Corey were fighting, Craig emerged from the shadows and picked up the cheese, Craig laughed to himself as he ate it.

Moral of the story: Craig is a gigachad

[ElijahsXbld]

The story is the desc had me wheezing. Now waiting for my mom to come and yell at me that she's turning off the wifi because it's 10:41 PM and I have school tomorrow.

[ansjeliek]

in Prosthetics at 2:20 I always hear “damn it man I knew it was eh Mustaine” then I imagine Corey being in a millionaires quiz and the question is: who is the frontman of Megadeth? but Corey guessed it wrong

[eylezzbrd]

Craig has been and always will be, gigachad.


Fun story
In art today at school, I drew like a photo of the band for class, this kid, yelled at me for drawing blood. THE BLOOD WAS THE RED IN JOEYS HAIRRRERRRR
now I have detention

[deadforeverrr]

The description story is so exciting 😿

[GoatSkull]

omg the story in the description is art😭🛐