The Simpsons - Homer gets food poisoning at the Kwik-E-Mart

*Sirens wailing*

[sharptoothtrex]

Biff Tannen to Apu: How dare you get me food poisoning after I ate faulty food? I almost died in the hospital!
Apu: Hey, cool off, Tannen, I will pay for your gas in your DeLorean.

[alainv]

an immigrant in Springfield ... are you sure it's really expired porc product in that package

[colelynam]

One of the paramedics resembles Ned Flanders.

[aubreyfagnano]

You'd think it would taste off, but then again Homer will eat anything won't he. And he felt for it again with the shrimp. It smelled off and he still at it.