'Kick My Ass To Impress Your Girlfriend'

"Kick My Ass To Impress Your Girlfriend"

Asmongold Shorts

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[qualquerdez]

He could easily charge double, impressive business

[umungus]

Literally the gay buff dude on the beach in Futurama lmao

[NeuroticHomicide]

That’s a legit hustle, dude has no ego.

[economiccuriosity]

He has a solid business model, I respect that!! 👏💯

[Mr_blue_]

What he learned from fight club and turned it into a business 😂

[benpearson]

This is literally a bit from Frasier, (a 90's sitcom that some young folks haven't seen) Daphne's Dad is a drunk in Ireland, and this is the only job he's good at.

[Creamy-]

Add some 90s movie shit right there. 😂

[mcgaming]

Bro is taking hits for the bread and tbh its gotta be respected. Fair enough 👏👏👏.

[thore]

And if he is a masochist it's literally a win win

[stonemove]

Dude has no skills, probably no education and yet dude is trying hard to earn his share, much respect bro

[jerrybuckley]

Why am I just stumbling across this dude now? Where’s he been my whole life. Dude is an enigma.

[Notaforumguy]

thats solid I'm surprised he doesn't have a bigger break down of like punches to the face or stomach as higher price points.

[Hick_Dead]

Plot twist: he's a jujutsu black belt and kicks your ass anyway, gives your money back and steals your GF.

[sobieckil]

"It ain't much, but it's honest work"
I'm currently single, but no lie, I think it's a fair orice to ask for a service like that :D

[HackedToaster]

60? That's too cheap for what he's offering

[jerodfarmer]

Don’t do it men lol. It wouldn’t be no time until your girlfriend is talking shit to other guys thinking you can actually fight

[exstasis]

He's way undercharging for his service. It's not hard labor, but it is a lot of liability he's taking on. He could get arrested. He could get pepper sprayed. He could get kicked in the balls.

[randy]

What a bargain!!! I'm gonna hire him...even tho I dont have a gf

[oonmm]

I mean, it's a good buissness. But there are better ones. I'm not gay but money is money. IYKYK.

[AbbyMars]

When you pay him, he comes, you try and act cool he knocks you out and takes your partner on a date with the money you ga e him 😂😂