Homophones

Or how thirty-six Twitter users accidentally posted really weird puns

[MuchWhittering]

"Best BDay presence ever", she said, observing the entity that had appeared before her.

[elisecode]

"i'm good at righting"

i'm not sure you're write about that

[Lithobraker]

"Sex with a miner is against the law!"
Miner: "Dagnabbit!" (spits)

[betelgoose]

“Both lawns moan” got me giggling.
Imagine just walking out your door and the grass just moans.

[Medahlian]

"I'd love to hear a sperm wail" is just a great accidental pun

[smugbowkid]

Homophones give almost the same effect as the “Let’s eat, grandma” mistake.

[jankcity]

“finger prince” was literally an animaniacs joke, you can’t make this shit up

[defaultset]

"Stand by me girl, even though I'm a bad buoy" turns a cringe statemnt into a wholesome statement. It implies he would have a hard time keeping their relationship afloat by himself, and he needs her contribution so that she could provide maintenance and float together 😢

[sambal]

my favourite was deep fat friar, an overweight clergyman that talks about really profound topics

[epicboxx]

I read it as “homophobes” so I got really confused about “sex with a miner is against the law” and the definition

[Lemon_Fiber]

plot twist: they are just making very bad puns.

[nateeeeeee]

“I found him!” (Brings out the singer Prince)
“No, no no, FINGERprints!”
“No, I don’t think so.”
-One of my favorite jokes in the Animaniacs

[monkeytube]

My personal favorite read: "I LOVE the smell of my boyfriend's colon!!"

[Some_Random_Person_On_YouTube]

"That was a fun mourning. Haven't laughed that hard in a while" got me falling on the flour.

[DrBreakNeck]

Once in class we had a worksheet called “homophonic fun” and I finished super fast to play computer games and yelled out “IM DONE WITH THE HOMOPHOBIC FUN” I’ll never forget that 😭😭😭

[VanityShion]

That last one has to be intentional. It would be disheartening to have such a good pun boil down to a typo. xD

[Kuwassu]

"Sex with a miner is against the law"
Well there goes half my great-grandparents

[mercerclone]

First comment not about mistaking "homophone" for "homophobe", which in turn is kind of a mistake displayed in this video

[Beano__]

"I'd love to hear a sperm wail" made me laugh way more than it should've and it almost made me choke on my food.

[streetlight_lance]

I can already tell this is going to be awesome