Best responses to 'Why are you so quiet?'

If you're an introvert, you've probably been asked "Why are you so quiet?" Here is how to respond to this annoying question.

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[selencymacwan]

"you're quiet"
"You should be too"

[katesampleseverything]

I like: "Because you haven't stopped talking."
Or
"I'm just gathering information."
That last one really freaks people out 😂

[tjr]

As a quiet person myself this is one of the most annoying questions I’ve been asked my whole life. One person even told me they don’t trust quiet people, like wtf??? I don’t care, leave me alone lol

[frannyleyden]

When I was young, I was very shy. When people would ask that question, it made me more quiet. Later I realized me being quiet made them very uncomfortable. Very empowering.

[linasvaskys]

''I don't plan my murders out loud.'' Works like a charm against dumb and rude people.

[NoName]

I’ve actually said “I don’t know, why are you so loud?” to my friend once when they asked me why I was so quiet. They just stood there speechless for a minute.

[milchbrotchen]

I got that question once from a adult woman, in front of a group of people.. she clearly did it to offend me.
I just responded "iam glad there are quiet people like me .. imagine a world where everyone is as loud as you. It would be super annoying dont you think?"
She was really shocked and never tried anything like this again.
Just turn the thing around ..i mean whats this stupid question anyway ?

[tumimbasa]

I always wonder why people ask this question instead of just trying to start a conversation

[Mattyboy-dnoo]

Someone asked me that once at work and I responded with “What is there to say?”
Caught her off guard with that one lol
She shrugged and went back to what she was doing

[elliekimmings]

The best response I ever heard was (*in a Russian accent*) "Russia sent me to listen not speak"
It freaks people out if you are quick enough.

[trainosaurousrex]

“I’m not quiet, you’re just loud”
“This is the library”
“Talking killed my grandma, okay?!”

[Unordinar_y]

Once a group of my extrovert class mates said

"Why are you so quiet?"

I replied with - "Shhh I am having a staff meeting in my head."

Their looks is still fresh in my mind.

[trinaq]

"My dad got killed by a dictionary!" Haha, nice one, Frank, I'm definitely going to use whenever someone asks the DREADED QUESTION!

[e.h.buchmann]

The premium subscription one is pure genius, but I'd watch out with the "undressing you with my eyes" response, because you might inadvertently end up in a relationship with someone really extroverted and perish of depleted battery syndrome in a week. 🤣🤣🤣

[cinaria]

once this guy that was like notoriously known for being misogynistic asked me like, " whyre you so quiet or why don't you talk much " and I was like "well I'm a woman after all I don't speak unless spoken too" and it was so funny just seeing his blank expression and then him just walking away cause he's said some similar bullshit in the past.

[laststand]

My Friend said "You are so quiet. I feel like you are silently Judging me."
I remained silent, nodded slowly and responded after a few seconds.
"Yeah there's a little of that."

[myrawest]

1:14 "K-nocked out." Why did I find that so funny 😆

[talyahfeigenbaum]

"I can only speak 15 words a month and I just used them all up"
You just made my day!
I'm keeping this video in my "AMAZING" playlist...
Or should I keep it in "important to remember" playlist?

[j.g.]

I once heard that it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt. I've lived by it ever since.

[julesssxoxo]

My mom asked me once why I was so quiet that day and I said: "I'm always quiet. You just didn't notice because the others are so loud."