#pov you can see what your soulmate buys #shorts

[mintyvlogs]

Jezelle: Hes crafty
Me:he's gonna murder someone 😂

[selena]

Plot Twist:
Hes just gardening and helping his dad buy products to fix stuff

[issamisa]

Everyone: **talking about the purchases**
Me: how would Jessica know how to cover up a body-

[yes]

"Duct tape! My soulmate must be crafty"
Oh honey..

[Itsme]

"Rope"
Me: He's gonna kidnap Jezelle
"Gasoline"
Me: Oh my fosh he's dangerous

Edit: GUYS I WAS YOUNG 11MONTHS AGO OKAY STOP COMMENTING ON THE FOSH
guys

[chhotelal]

"Rope"
I think he's gonna sucide
"Gasoline"
OH SHI-

[salmasharabi]

Guys don’t worry he bought the undies for his new costume for his party and his younger sister wanted to be Wonder Woman, so he got a rope. He nearly ran out of gas for his car cuz he’s gone to so many stores, so he refilled. He needed the tape for hanging up the decorations and he was going on vacation with all his younger siblings two days after the party so he bought them a toy shovel

Honestly impressed myself with my ability to make up stories off the top of my head.

[Noah-xyjc]

"OH he bought a gun he must be playful"

[speed.draw.]

her:
"Duck tape" ✅
"Duct tape" ❌

[aditijhureley]

Her: ‘wow my soulmate must be crafty’
Me: *when seeing rope* damn he’s gonna kill someone

[rasikamakhija]

“Duck tape” 😂
This girl is the bestttt

[wh_rlly_cares]

Don't worry guys! He's getting Superman Undies for his brother, and all that other stuff to make his brother a climbing area and a campfire area!!

[naveahcolas]

"Everyone talking about the dangerous equipment "
Me: So like what was the purpose of the undies

[vanessas]

Meanwhile, the soulmate who just wanted to go camping: 🧍🏻‍♂️

[WmPwmP-]

The girl did the perfect loop and thought nobody would notice, but I did.

[adworee.]

The moment she said oh my soulmate must be crafty I instantly said NO YO SOULNATE IS A KIDNAPPER

[charliegee]

Jezelle: Wow, my soulmate must be crafty!
me: I watch way to many action movies to know that someone gonna die or someone already die and he’s burying a body!

[Sniegziuz]

"Rope"
"Duck Tape"
Me: He's gonna kidnap someone

[asmayahya]

Her friend: “is something wrong” *me thinks about my* best friend: girl look at me WHEN I’M TALKING 😭😭

[antaramohan]

"Hey Honey"
"superman undies that's kinda funny"

NOW THAT RHYME IS FUNNY LOL-