CRUMBL COOKIES WEEKLY REVIEW - EP 34

Cookies: Guava Cake, Brown Sugar Cinnamon Ft. Pop Tarts, New York Cheesecake, Cookies & Cream Ft. Oreos, Monster Ft. M&Ms.
CRUMBL cookies from September 18 - September 23, 2023.

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RATING SYSTEM:
10 - Absolute perfection. So amazing, I probably could eat it every day for the rest of my life and not tire of it. Very few cookies will ever get this. I estimate less than 1% of CRUMBL cookies will get the perfect 10/10 score. Only a place like CRUMBL is even capable of producing such a masterpiece.
9 - Excellent tasting cookie all around. Well balanced and thoroughly satisfying. Maybe lacking just a little depth and magic to get the perfect rating. Only minor issues. Very few cookies outside of something like CRUMBL could ever get this.
8 - Very good cookie. Loved and enjoyed it, but missing something. Balance may be a little off but nothing super major. Maybe too simple. Standard Oreos fit here, and I love Oreos.
7 - Still a great cookie that I enjoyed, but definitely lacking in some way and could certainly be improved upon. Premium grocery store cookies baked in house done well often fit here.
6 - Decent cookie but falls quite short in a noticeable way. Not bad but nothing great. A standard Costco chocolate chip cookie fits here. Still enjoy them.
5 - An okay cookie but has major issues. I'll eat it if it is in front of me, but wouldn't buy it. Either a poor quality cookie of something I like, or if from CRUMBL, some flavor that I'm not a particular fan of, which is quite rare for me. Mint is a good example.
4 - Not a good cookie. I don't hate it, but something is way off and at this point they stop being enjoyable.
3,2,1 - Flat out don't like it at all with varying degrees of hate. Not only would the cookie have to not taste good, it would have to be poorly done, whether awful flavor combinations or terrible quality. I'm not sure if CRUMBL is capable of making a cookie that would fit here.

[CrumblCookies]

Jon we wish you luck in your competition! Can’t wait to hear how it goes. Thank you for the review!

[MichaelSuarez]

Guava cake was amazing, mine tasted a good amount of guava, but it does have a more overpowering taste of vanilla for sure. Poptart tastes exactly like poptarts, and you are right, it does taste better than a regular poptart. Cheesecake was amazing! Very chilled cookie and it has an overpowering taste of grahama cracker. Cookies and cream was delicious too and it also has that chilled taste. And yeah I can see that the frosting on top of your Cookies and Cream cookie looked a little dry and not fresh at all. Sorry to hear that man. Monster is such a basic cookie but has a good amount of different flavors in the cookie such as oats, peanut butter and chocolate. Great review as always man! Take care!

[archdruidkabloomia]

Thanks for the review! I will be trying the poptart cookie this week.

[royalebear]

If have to say new York cheesecake or the pop tart one was my favorite this week!! I have to say I loved the guava and Oreo one more than I expected to.
I'm always putting hate on semisweet chunk but it was actually good 😂

[pclem]

Oreo milkshake the best cookie for the day, it can be m&m too.

[benthebigguy]

Killing it man keep this week was Great!!! Btw man love the content man 😊

[SincertyPatrick]

Just watched last week review yesterday, so I'm excited for a new one.
Being a competitive eater must be so hard with the calories surrounding the practices

[ultrakenshiro]

Some really good ones this week buddy! I need to try them all lol. Oh I also got my platinum trophy in Final Fantasy 10-2 last night. It was a pain. Working on 12 now.

[thefamouseugenekrabs]

I hardly tasted peanut butter or oats in mine. It wasn't sweet at all. I didn't like it much. If not for the semisweet (which was the only thing really having lots of flavor) I would have disliked it. So bland if not for the semisweet but any bites without them was bland.

[yubelmastery]

Good luck with your competition. I already know you are going to kill it. The weight loss will come at the rate that best fits your life. It is not like you have a physics competition. You do you and we will be here to support you. Keep up the hard work. And of course fantastic review as always. Now for my review of this week's cookies:

Guava Cake - Unfortunately the guava isn't a strong enough flavor to cut through the cream cheese frosting. You get a hint of tartness but not enough to not make this just another cream cheese cookie. So it gets the usual cream cheese cookie score from me. 7/10.

Monster feat. M&M - How does this cookie have so much in it but taste so bland? All you taste is chocolate chips while the cookie itself is dry from the oats. It is just the worst version of the normal chocolate chip. 4/10.

New York Cheesecake - The graham cracker is a good compliment to cream cheese and this cookie does capture the cheesecake feel. But there is not enough differentiation of flavor. Some jams like strawberry, blueberry, or lemon would make this cookie pop. Which are different and better versions of this cookie. Still good but a little too simple. 9/10.

Cookies and Cream Milkshake - I didn't get milkshake vibes from this cookie. I got more of a reverse Oreo focusing more on the cream and less on the chocolate cookie. The icing tastes just like the cream in an Oreo cookie and I like the Oreo cream, the best part of the cookie IMO. There was still a hint of chocolate but it was not enough to make this cookie bad for me. 7/10.

Brown Sugar Cinnamon - I love cinnamon and I love cinnamon pop tarts but this cookie is too much and too little at the same time. That being the brown sugar. When you get bits of it not being there, the cookie is very dry and tasteless. But when you get to the center, you get flooded by brown sugar. Way more than what you would get in the pop tart. They need to distribute the brown sugar evenly and just doing that would get an extra point from me. Nice try but this cookie needs a rework. 6/10.

- This week was pretty good. At least better than the last couple of weeks. Although nothing that makes me want more of this week. Hopefully, next week will be just as good if not better.

Update about me. I'm doing okay. Stressed like usual and my stress hives are kicking my butt. I just have a lot on my plate and juggling everything puts a lot of pressure. Physically I am doing well. I'm killing it in the gym during the weekends and I'm almost doing the full routine again. But I am feeling it days after. I don't have the time to go weightlift during the weekdays but as of right now, I don't have the strength or recovery either. One day I will and hopefully, I will be happy with my results or adjust accordingly. But that is a problem for future me. For now, my tone and abs are starting to come back while the previous mental anguish of my diet is no problem anymore. So slowly but surely I will get the physic I want through the diet and exercise I can tolerate. Anyway, that is it for me. Thanks for reading and the support.

[lc]

I think the lack of guava flavor must be do to the recipe itself because a lot of ppl are saying what you have said. That its just a vanilla sugar cookie with vanilla cream cheese frosting. No gauva flavor whatsoever. Which is a big disappointment.

[giuseppeferrara]

Ah, early this time. I think the Cookies and Cream w/Oreos would be my favorite in this lineup, but the Monster one may come a close call. I always love peanut butter and chocolate.

You should still be happy with that weight loss last week despite having what is likely a high-calorie splurge on the Cheeseburger Challenge as well as the weekly Crumbl Cookie review (also high in calories). Every little bit of weight loss per week should encourage you to keep going while still enjoying the cheat meals. Again, it all comes down to your weekly calorie balance.

[debilei]

Not guava and give it a 7.5? 0-4 is more real Stale and 9? M a y b e 5. A sweet bomb. Unrealistic ratings

[jaroslawbajon]

I love watching these during my cardio sessions, maybe it’s just me but after some time eating donuts from glaze donuts and cookies as a cheat day or a meal I got bored of it and now I enjoy way more having lots of things from a good local bakery and I don’t feel like crap after eating it :D