My first time on camera, and I'm ranting about SpongeBob's nukes

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[HawkTeevs]

Honestly, I’m loving the look of the black cloak and mask. It’s a pretty original look, and it matches the vibe of the content.

[ClumpyWoods]

It’s interesting to see a calmer, more monotone theorizer, along with of course seeing a live action theoriser.

this is the first time I’ve seen his body in like 5 years and it’s honestly kinda cool

[SmolSandvich]

HELL YEAH! Always a good day when the Theorizer comes out with a new vid!

[loopy_gaming]

Somehow the calmer persona of The Theorizer makes him feel more insane than when he was frantic and jumpy like before. It's like he could snap right back into crazy land at any given moment and gives a more nerve racking feel to his videos, but I really enjoy this. Also, your glowing mask is totally rad!

[Basiest]

The live action just makes the theories creepier. I love it.

[bungerroyale]

I'm absolutely convinced that the song "Now that we're men" in the first SpongeBob movie takes place in the same Ground Zero point, or at least something similar as the location features similar mutants but much bigger now. Maybe they've grown after feeding on something? It's also again, going further down into the ocean bed with literal steps down. I know the location isn't perfect due to the geography of Bikini Atoll and Shell City, this site is clearly between the two but maybe that's due to extra dimensional wormholes or something. I thought about this since I was a small child and now, I feel like this is maybe, useful information

[DDBLLCRE]

Always a good night to see a Theorizer video

It's always a solid 90% chance that the video is gonna sound like some sort of rambling, chaotic madness and I am all entirely for it

[AverytheCubanAmerican]

Theory aside, it really is a shame what the US has done to the people who lived on the Marshall Islands during the time of the atomic tests. The people who left the Bikini atoll got little to NO compensation what so ever (they can't even return). Same for the people of Enewetak, a nearby atoll. The US built a concrete dome in Enewetak to deposit radioactive soil, those who worked on it got cancer, and the dome today is deteriorating because it's so old. Which causes the radiation to seep out, leaving the islanders exposed. The government didn't even evacuate all the islanders before testing. Those who were on nearby islands had to face "snow" from the fallout of the Castle Bravo test. It took the Gov days to evacuate them.

[Caannnnoonn]

I love how you make yourself and your theories seem unhinged, but the bigger points you make end up being confirmed in the show. Either you're totally right in your theories or one of the showrunners is taking your theories as prophecy and making them come true.

[CeaselessEntertainment]

woah I like the white mask, it fits the mysterious theme of one's identity, I hope you have gotten better Theory Boi

[fathammy]

The cloak and mask is honestly really cool. Fits your style of content.

[Deadgirl]

You're the only theory maker I haven't unsubbed from since the big Pixar Theory days on YT. You are so entertaining and I'm glad to see you back!

[dusktheowlgryphon]

Tbh this puts everything in the show in context. I honestly think you've hit the nail on the head. Btw love your theories.

[jwatts]

This version of your being is actually pretty cool!

[nagging_nagrom]

Ayyy, it is always a good day when The Theorizer posts! Love the look, it makes you look like a mysterious figure. I found the theory to be very intriguing, I agree it does make sense that rock bottom would be the aftermath of the nuclear explosion, that would explain why all of the fish act so erratic, and strange, and why some of their skin is glowing. Excited for more!

[yallbehecks]

I feel so bad for people who are watching this video first. Trust me it's ok! He just had some technical difficulties! I know it's a bit confusing for newcomers but really.... sigh. Actually. He's great all around. Keep doing what your doing Theorizer. Times are rough.

[SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Comrade, I'm glad you didn't say this theory with raspberries in between, because now the Rock Bottom creatures won't even know that you're talking about them! I wish I could visit both Bikini Bottom and Rock Bottom so I could meet the creatures of the ocean and start diplomatic relations between our communities. And I know I'm the one who could make peace between Plankton and Mr. Krabs. These creatures may look very different from us, but we must accept them for who they are for it is TOGETHER that we can make the planet a better place. I have spoken.

[LilNoobie]

I don't understand why you're getting so few views! Your vids are amazing and the amount of time and effort you put into them really shows. I genuinely hope you'll get more viewers soon!!

[mr.witherhmc]

I really like the mask, it makes you look enigmatic, like your diving into the theories has made you into this

[thatguyintherain]

Came for the Mort, stayed for the content. Seriously I need more Mort lore.