Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy

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this vid is so traumatising yet hilarious omfg

Blue-cwfq
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Imagine aliens take over earth, and this video is the only piece of evidence we existed

Taylor-puuy
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LYRICS:

Hello.
(unintelligible)
Today we have a Jelly Belly pet rat gummy candy. Jelly Belly pet rat gummy candy.
Let's slice it open so he can breathe. Mmmmh, fresh air.

Pet rat, time to come alive.
It's time to come alive. Come out of the package.
Pet rat is very big and long. Very big, AND long. The bottom is... very long and flat.
Good boy. Very good boy. Pet rat is a very good boy.

A-ratatatat
A-ratatatat
Smell my finger.
Smell my.... finger.

I'm giving my pet rat a head message, a head message.
My pet rat has a strong boingy cord. A strong, boingy cord.
I MUST have this boingy cord.
Snip it off. Ssssnip.

Oh, I like my boingy cord.
It is cute.
Cut off his eyeball.
Cut of

I wonder if.. pet rat has a brain. (x2)
Let's find out. Cut him open!
I think I found his brain. I found his brain.
I cannot pull it out!

It is... stuck inside him!
(Guitar solo)
Peace!
Peace out!!


Note: AYOOO THIS TOOK FOREVER GFNIGNIR

whokilledquix
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I think about this 3 times a week at least.

macmcdonald
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They should teach us about this in schools

lulatilly