DIABLO 4 PATCH NOTES - SEASON OF NERFS

[MrLlamaSC]

So in other news...LlamaRPG is coming along nicely everybody!

[icarusgeo]

Patch notes TLDR:
-fixed multiple instances of players feeling excited for season 1
-fixed a bug where sorc players were hopeful about the future
-discovered an issue where too many players were enjoying helltides.
-nerf to whatever was left of happiness and joy

[SoiledBottom]

Its not in the patch notes but they did buff the chance to purchase Baldur's gate 3

[LowlandVUS]

Diablo 4: Season One: The Malignant Developers

[justbreez]

It feels bad when you don't have CD reduction so we nerfed CD reduction so that everyone feels bad with or without it. - Blizzard logic

[Aftershock]

I went from being incredibly hyped for the season to deciding not to play it at all in the span of an hour. Good job, BLizzard.

[brian.]

Looks like I'll be rolling a Javazon for season 1 of D4.

[luhcsgrimm]

They're reducing armor and making things do more damadge BEFORE THEY EVEN FIX RESISTANCES

[TK-zdym]

This patch is awesome. It finally made me uninstall the game and make room for Baldurs Gate 3. Thanks Blizzard!

[johnr]

God I would give anything to see all the top devs at blizzard in a round table discussion about how everyone is quitting their new games to go play D2 and classic wow.

[trojanlamb]

When you think the cow level is in Diablo 4 only to realize Diablo 4 is the secret cow level and we are the cows being herded.

[PajaKulebrc]

I love the design of items like Lidless Wall - if you have A while you do B, you have C% percent chance to do D and having E increases the chance by F% and gives you G.

[killuminatisoldier]

Nothing says the devs are out of touch more than patch 1.1

[ischju]

Liked. Subscribed. Deleted Diablo IV. Started D2R. Stopped showering. Got to level 90. Rinse and repeat.

[JanJanNik]

"the channel time for the leave dungeon ability has been increased from 3 to 5 seconds"

just the icing on the cake for this patch.

[SeanRindone]

Llama you are one of my favorite people in the gaming industry because you keep it real and don't chase clout or allow money/blizzard to influence your reviews and thoughts. Thank you.

[aneetpatel]

I absolutely burst out laughing at 17:27. Was legitimately in tears for a couple minutes. Your next firewall will destroy incoming small missiles. Blizzard has to be trolling sorcerers at this point. In a game of useless affixes this one takes the cake.

[Delinvictus]

It feels like Blizzard feels that their role is a new (and bad) dungeon master in a DnD game.

-They still think their job is to have fun for themselves rather than helping the players have fun.
-They feel it is their job to kill the players rather than tell the player's stories.
-Their monsters are there as their own tools of death rather than there for the player's glory
-They feel that they are owed for their time and energy rather than donating their time and energy for the group's good.

[doomgaze]

Community: We want necro minion build to be viable!

Blizz: heres a unique that actively encourages sacrificing minions.

[flare]

As a fellow sorc main, I too felt my heart sink with these patch notes. "Hello, my friend! Stay a while, and commiserate..."