No Man's Sky - The Horrible Truth | Parody | Mr Weebl

The horrible truth about the game No Man's Sky.

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[DatMrTurtle]

This is probably the most accurate preview of No mans Sky at the moment...

[Greatdictator]

I love the Hitchikers guide vibe to this

[deadpanjohnny]

I'm going to name everything on my planet "Nicolas Cage".
*EVERYTHING*

[HippiesKiller]

10/10 video, the narrator is just great.

[weebl]

The horrible truth about No Man's Sky #nomanssky

[NunSuperior]

Boaty McBoatface will finally get it's moment to shine.

[wolfheadaj]

If I played this game... admittingly, everything would be named something childish.

[nickbishop]

This is reason enough to pre-order for the ship with warp engines.

I'm naming everything I find 'FIRST'

[nicholastang]

i pray that the center of the galaxy is not discovered by a 12 year old

[DanaTheInsane]

You have an awesome grasp of human nature.

[damienshamaney]

The funniest joke in the video is 'other players.'

[whatabeautifulduwang]

It's too accurate. The sad thing about all this is... that I would totally do the same.

[davidlivermore]

Spore had the same issue.  Plus people made things look like the things they named.  Very disturbing.

[xiiiultima]

Anyone remember Spore? This is a small taste of what the space stage of a sequel could have looked like. But without planets filled with player made dickmonsters.

[axeavier]

Sounds like the narrator from The Stanley Parable

[Andy_den]

*Me on PS4 in a few months*
"Oh hey, have you got No Mans Aky?"
"Yeah man, it's really good!"
"Did you discover anything?"
"Yeah haha I discovered a planet and called it asswhipe!"
*Leaves party*
*Deletes friend*

[CrimsonGamer]

*Before NMS release:* "Hahaha, there's no way people will be THAT immature. I'm sure everything will be fine..."

*1 week after NMS release:* "It's true. All of it."

[TheNeoVid]

Now that I've actually played it, I learned that the majority of players just don't go to this much effort.

[SlippyyHD]

This game will have 18 quintillion planets to anyone who was wondering, or anyone who is getting misguided information.. If you have :)


this game is also this months' game of the month on IGN First, alot of good info there right now, check it out. :)


Also this game will have a language filtering system for names, so the first person to try to name a planet C0CKANDBA11S might get away with it, but everyone else wont be able to, and it's really hard to find that one planet out of 18 quintillion (13 zeros, yeah). Anyone else who tries that planet name won't be able to name it like that, or it will translate to latin (Example: if someone names a planet 'LIGHT' and someone else tries to as well, the other person's planet will appear as 'LUX'. The latin translation of their planet)

[ReiReiFoxy]

I'd sooner play this version than I would play the real version.