Germans vs. “Your Mom” Jokes

[calvinandhabs]

Did you know that Germans are the only people that respect and love their mothers?

[UnionCowboy]

I love that the German isn't even joking.

[hortshack]

Egypt just called. Calvin's mother is blocking the Suez canal again.

[ugh.idontwanna]

I don't know what's funnier: That Calvin's mom is stuck in a McDonald's slide, or that she makes the staff call Habs to get her out.

[insider]

Google Earth called - your mom is blocking the view

[julianmrgl]

"deine mudder" an ancient phrase only handled by those with great experience

[veryrancid]

I had a friend from kosovo.. they did not like "your mom" jokes..i asked why and he said.."you always know who your mom is, but your dad could be anyone"...i found that somehow even funnier than jokes

[hirikoji]

deine mudda sitzt aufm fernsehr und guckt couch

[roejogan]

A friend of mine once said to someone: "your mother is so ugly, I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbours broke into her house to close the curtains"

[XD]

When your mom passes the TV you'll miss all three LOTR Episodes

[bambieyedgirl]

"Your mom only reads novels for young adults"
German burn 😂😭

[beowulfsrevenge]

Damn, German your mom jokes, go hard!

[kcalberomer]

didn’t know the german could roast like that

[Waterycocacola]

“Deine Mudder ist so dumm sie hat eine Saft Packung für 7 Jahre angestarrt weil drauf stand Konzentriert”

[DanielledeVreede]

After "yeah, we take that very seriously..." I was so expecting "like your mom!"

[yehshuaroa]

Can’t believe that his mom was the Bay Harbor Butcher all along.

[becki]

Deine Mudda hat ein Holzbein und schwitzt beim Kacken! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Danke für den lachflash!

[aiu]

I love how that he was so angry he shifted to English mit-tirade, then went back to German for the jokes, and calmed back into English

[tonymouannes]

In the Middle East, a "your mom" joke to the wrong person can end very, very badly.

[Skyliners]

Your mom throws an orange on the ground and shouts: "Pikachu, GO!!!"