How To Unclog Your Pipes in the ER #funny #comedy #constipation

Can't poop? Here's what we'll do in the ER in extreme circumstances.

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[requiemturnip]

"Hey doc, can you stop enjoying yourself too much back there?"

"Baseball, huh?"

[seweryn]

When I heard digital, I thought there's going to be a computer involved.

[onemercilessming]

My mother was a geriatric nurse. It's why I am NOT.

[piknwildflowerz]

I call that "Digital removal of Analog" lmao😂😂😂

[marycarman]

Save the hospital bill and get some rubber gloves

[SteampunkSteve]

People don't realize that walking churns your colon and keeps poop loose. My late wife used a wheelchair and not using her legs much caused her to be constipated a lot

[ArnoldSherrill]

I had to do that to myself recently not as much fun as you would think it is but the sense of relief afterwards was worth it

[constanceelliott]

I come for the comedy AND the very interesting medical facts and stories. Love how informative your humor is.

[DeepSpaceIndustriesLOL]

Digital disimpaction sounds so harmless on the outside

[Sherrie-it]

As long as the doc takes me to dinner afterwards then its all good😅

[threecheeseburrito]

I'm a PCT/CNA and I work on the med surge units. I had to help a nurse change a patient who was partially impacted and already had a massive loose BM when we came in to check on them. This patient had a brief, was a max assist, and required 2 people. That's basically what the nurse did and I legit was so thankful I had my mask on bc I almost vomited 3 times while cleaning that poor patient up.

Healthcare is not for the faint of heart, y'all.

[MLBTHESHOWNORTH]

so that random man in the park was trying to help me poop. Makes sense now

[mistermessenger]

One of my family members actually died because they were too embarrassed to get any help (they hadn't pooped in over 2 weeks), and only went to the ER when the pain was too much. Unfortunately, they lived in a country where they have earthquake season. During their surgery, the surgeons dipped and left them open in the table, then just half hazqrdly closed them up. They apparently didn't close the intestine all the way up and caused a spillage inside them that ended up killing them...

Eat your vegetables for fiber everyone, and if you stuggle with eating veggies, eat Fiber One treats. Anything to prevent this.

[manic_stewie]

Sir, this is the third time this week.

[tinydancer]

Aaaaand then we have the problem after major surgery and having to take narcotic pain meds. In my experience, no matter how much fluids I took in (I drink all day just as a matter of habit), and laxatives and stool softeners I took, I still got backed up to the point that I had to go to the ER for a clean out. After the third surgery and the third ER visit, I figured out how to do it myself. Not fun, but was able to get ahead of it so that an ER visit wasn't needed. I hate the effects of the anesthesia and pain meds, but they are a necessary evil.

[grigorirasputin]

The doctor won't do that. He will make a nurse do it.

[chielvandenberg]

‘So you’re here for constipation?’
‘Yeah, no shit!’
‘Exactly’

[barb]

Prune juice that's had the chill taken off before you drink it. Works like a charm

[imknotwyrkin]

Always use 4% lidocaine jelly for lubricant. I liked this complaint since I knew to make the diagnosis, I knew how to fix it, and the patients were the most grateful patients I ever had.

[DanielleFarmer-pw]

I don't think I'll ever eat jelly beans again. Thanks for the video. Lol😊