'Crumbs & Lacquer' - Ephemeral Rift Season 13 Episode 3

Lydia still remains at large despite the police's best efforts, Charles has finally joined Norman's club, Daniel & Robert have started their wedding plans, Juan's 10 speed bike has a flat tire, Melissa may have broken Jenny's mirror, Tanesha is secretly in love with Emma, Mei knows what Joon is hiding in the ice, Brian is pregnant with septuplets, Stephen quit his job, Ingrid poured glue into Deonte's shoes, the abandoned van at the end of 5th street has vanished, someone has been feeding the pigeons at the park, Mr. Walt's dog was last seen behind Farid's Qwik-Mart, Pete has a present, an accident on the highway caused April to be late to her audition at the castle, there is a protest outside the public library, the comb fell behind the couch, and Friday night karaoke at Jo & Tom's has been cancelled due to someone stealing the karaoke machine for the 3rd time this year and they think it might be Quinn's cousin Graham's sister Zoey but they aren't sure so they haven't filed a police report just yet.

[kami]

Peter is here.

Bird. Plane. Chair.

Peter is good at chair.

We like the sounds?

Peter A.R.M.S. us. Brings us present.

We like present, Peter makes the sounds.

We are in the well. We tingle.

Spleentristic RMAS

Now is good. We cross the world.

Goodbye Peter. We will see you after the time caring to take now for.

[wifinne]

if this man ever starts to actually mentally deteriorate we would never know

[DpadDuncan]

"The Uncle E Show is filmed before a live, captive audience."

[brainletgaming]

The absurdism is beginning to get to a point where an actual psychotic break would be nearly indistinguishable, I can't say anything except keep being you

[solidskullz]

Wow I didn’t know Rift had in unsettling serial killer persona. Everything from his mannerisms and his attire are crazy accurate

[triggerhxppy]

ER has gone through so many different looks the last 8 years its like theres atleast 4 different pauls. Not even considering the dozens of personas lol

[UnparallelledPeople]

Amazing commitment to tilt your house for aesthetic and picture

[ShyLilia-fm]

Me when I meet new people and try to seem normal:

[til_infinity]

ASMR video with Paul but it’s 1 hr of Paul sitting left of center with his back to the camera flipping though tv channels but every channel is static 📺 ⚡️

[shadowblast]

I think Paul is underneath Peter and Peter is a skinwalker who took Paul’s identity based on how Peter looked down when saying “Paul is not here”

[lonestar]

Very reminiscent of the old ER experimental vids. Love it!

[lessel]

this videos feel like his old videos, and i am loving it, i like your new talking videos to relax, but i can't use them for sleep.
thank you ER for helping me sleep for 2 years now

[NoPreyRemains]

Okay the beard needs to come back! I'm convinced the lack of beard is linked to the increased weirdness. Maybe the beard was some sort of symbiote that kept him sane. Somebody call Corvus. We need some body transmogrification asap!

[Mr_Doom]

Ah, i remember the Ephemeral Rift show, i remember how it aired in the Jurassic times!

[Atlxz]

Me trying to be normal while greening out

[yummylumps]

We not making it out of the asylum with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[EatRustledJimmies]

Slept like a baby to this. Outstanding performance too! An ER classic

[TheRemaindersYT]

Uh oh your inner Corvus Craziness is starting to see the light of day… :0

[Therochi]

Me understanding the intro perfectly scares me I've watched too many of his videos lol

[DavidFlynn-gxpd]

Uncle ER is living experience of society and humanity's downfall over the decade providing perfect explanations and proof with no words needed.