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GOD SHOWED ME WHERE KIM CLEMENT RESIDES



FALSE TEACHERS AND PROPHETS UNDER GODS JUDGEMENT AND WHY

[Luis_Angel_Zacarias]

God is so big, so good, so wonderful, so important in our lives. God rescued me and I thank him Jesus for saving me.

[Hayahwassa-tj]

One way God gave us to introduce ourselves is jokes. There are two witness jokes, Bride Jokes, donkey (ass) jokes, manners jokes, prophet jokes. New jokes about prophets from Jesus the foolishness of God (His jokes) are wiser than the foolishness of men

False prophet joke A day with the Lord is like a thousand years so If you predicted the rapture day, earthquakes, bombs, Obama cheer up if you are a prophet you can stop time and wait.

Zacheeus said this What do you call an end times prophet? Stoned! Rock pile! Beheaded!

scoffer story. Three scoffers were sitting around with me and i said Jesus is coming! They said oh people been saying that thousands of years he won’t come for a long time. I said well maybe you’re right He might just get really pissed off and come wipe us all out. He has done that many times before.
Sheepishly all three stared at the ground. A long time.

Two witnesses walk into a church say Hey Jesus said im in charge now which table do you want turned first?

Jesus said lets go to a live stream and see how fast they kick us both out.

Jesus gave me a message how to tell if you are a false prophet look in the mirror open your mouth and speak none of you has a clue. Only God knows about the end times and He did not reveal it to most of you or you would be singing the resurrection songs.

Abba came to see me and we drank tea on my screen porch, He asked me some things and i said how about if you send fire to consume the tea? and He smiled, then He didnt drink it i said want me to drink it? He smiled i drank it.
He said well my flame of fire consumed that tea!
the coals thereof [are] coals of fire, [which hath a] most vehement flame. ... song of songs
More about fire mouth of the south
5 And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed. - Rev 11:5 KJV

All hard work brings a profit so if a prophet shows up you know you were working hard.


Saturday the 24 elders came and sang with me and they looked around my house and said man oh man the Lords ass is living in a pit pigsty. We need to work on the Sabbath and pull her out of this mess.
So they helped me do dishes and sweep and make food.

Im the dumb ass singing trying to restrain all the false prophesying madness
But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.

Ecc 7:28 Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found..
Not one righteous woman among them all. My righteousness was as filthy rags until He restored me. there was only one righteous man Jesus

The Lord gives me poems for peoples pets like a weird end times gift of calling the animals like Noah had and the joke is:
Soon they’ll be calling you a false pet prophet saying you got my dawgs song wrong.
Hosea 2:14 to 19 one of the two witnesses is a singing woman pet prophet. They both are singing prophets

Jesus was teasing me about my watchman problem. The watchmen beat me. And He said they kick my ass. They could kiss her but dont kick her.
[Sng 5:7 NIV] 7 The watchmen found me as they made their rounds in the city. They beat me, they bruised me; they took away my cloak, those watchmen of the walls!
The witnesses are the end times Josephs and people are jealous the already hate us just for breathing

Dressed in sackcloth. The old left over used fabric. Dressed in rags from a thrift shop.
Also sackloth is made with Hemp ( this is important)



How does a two witness get the grass cut? Prays for rain and waits till tomorrow. Then remembers there are clothes on the line Oopsie. Now its raining.

Joke from Jesus about the day and hour. No man knows the day or hour but you are a woman and the woman usually has a say in the day and time of the reception.its not all up to me. so i picked a few days and hope its good for Him. when we are ready is what im getting

She smells like death to the enemies of God and that is no joke
someone was talking about her smell and there is a lot of info about that
14 Now thanks [be] unto God, which always causeth us to triumph in Christ, and maketh manifest the savour of his knowledge by us in every place. 15 For we are unto God a sweet savour of Christ, in them that are saved, and in them that perish: 16 To the one [we are] the savour of death unto death; and to the other the savour of life unto life. And who [is] sufficient for these things? 17 For we are not as many, which corrupt the word of God: but as of sincerity, but as of God, in the sight of God speak we in Christ. - 2Co 2:14-17 KJV

she smells good to those who love God but smells like death to the enemies of God and it says we smell like Christ! so sweet!

Pro 9:8-10 NASB20 - 8 Do not rebuke a scoffer, or he will hate you; Rebuke a wise person and he will love you. 9 Give instruction to a wise person and he will become still wiser; Teach a righteous person and he will increase his insight. 10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom, And the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.
So we better not rebuke anyone we know.


A guy predicted the rapture and it didnt happen so people calling him a false prophet and i dont think he is even a prophet just maybe the gift of prophecy which has to be interpreted with the bible.
And they want to kill the guy. So i said look they will be embarrassed everybody had it wrong even i didnt know until Jesus told me. This says they will be embarrassed
[Zec 13:4 KJV] 4 And it shall come to pass in that day, [that] the prophets shall be ashamed every one of his vision, when he hath prophesied; neither shall they wear a rough garment to deceive:
They came back with this
[Zec 13:3 KJV] 3 And it shall come to pass, [that] when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
Jesus said you want to kill the guy what is wrong with you people? lets just hope and pray he doesnt live with his parents (it says his parents will kill him not the people)

Joke from cloud of witnesses church in heaven we see it all and rejoice when you do right. When you fall we cry. Sometimes we laugh but we are not laughing at you we are laughing with you. But sometimes we just cant help ourselves we are laughing at you.


jokes about prophets I confess to some false prophecy let God be true and every man woman and child be a liar Jesus said you are a false pet prophet you said all dogs go to heaven and if all of them go we will be overrun with them so we will take the special ones. hahaha lol im dying here splitting my side.


Bride jokes
Joke from cloud of witnesses church in heaven
He is late you know Jesus came to the wedding in Cana late and still had to make the wine.
Then He came to resurrect Lazarus after he stank four days. So now He is late and delayed. He turned the bride into a water bucket of new wine. Maybe they will be so drunk on the Spirit they wont notice its so late.

Of course Jesus would choose the butt part of the body of Christ the last shall be first you know.

[kynaatawan]

Do you believe in purgatory sister. Can you pray for souls. What happens to those who try to lead a holy life but didn't know christ.

[KatyMPerry]

That’s too bad…. It seemed like he was good…