John Doe's Hair is....uh.... #shorts

[silverbutterfly]

I refuse to believe that homie's hair isn't made of darkness and cats

[dhmis_idiots_idk]

I'm surprised he isn't feeling any pain cause that sounds painful

[mirothegremlin]

THE WAY HIS SHIRT CHANGED FROM "uncomfy curl" to "IDK" to "Boo" WAS SO FREAKING CUTE OML- also it's a pretty neat detail uvu

[ahumanbeing]

Seeing as he seems to be 4th dimensional stalker goblin, he can probably keep his hair a mess to keep you brushing it

[sillybillygooseywoosey]

he looks so cute just sitting there omg 😭

[thatonenotmentallyillmf]

Bro now I headcanon that he can store like little knicknacks in his hair

[monkey_master_]

*Sounds like satisfying crunchy slime* 😭

[raeiselramos]

Idk what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t that! 😂

Also, I love the way his shirt changed to IKD when they asked was his hair is lol

[-LitttleReni-]

Joe looks so cute sitting there like that😭

[sillyfella]

Fun fact: his hair is actually the body of his true form (which is just a hairball with an eye in it) which means you would practically be brushing his body!

[Toxic-Coffee-jq]

His hair sounds like someone is stepping on ice

[jeanclaudio]

You:"Dude, what's your hair?"
Doe:"Me"

[gabi]

How cute it doesn't even look like he killed us in the game <33

[LucaLoveU]

Such a handsome young man could you give us a big ol smile Doe 💀

[CatNappingwithsleep]

The fact that he's sitting there like nothing is wrong meanwhile her...struggling to brush his hair I would have the same problem.

[unicornhero]

How my mom does my hair after summer vacation without brushing it-

[crystalic_soup]

He doesn't have pain receptors in his body- they're all in his hair

[pilu]

how he isn't feeling pain when you pull his hair???

[VLVET__]

this already brings me trauma from when my hair was like this in a nutshell and it took hours to detangle it 💀💀😭😭

[nika_]

I need a whole other game just for the purpose of giving him a goddamn bath