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The one with the two guys and three puns.

One of the puns in this joke was submitted by @YEKCOJ_NEKCIHC, which sparked the other two.

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[Grape]

I laughed so hard when the 2 people in the background start sweating when he tells a pun.

[KITTYMEOWXD-jg]

The guy in the background changed clothes when he tells an pun

[ExtraBloxxer]

That was a mouthful, but still very punny

[buggyroberson]

"Doctor, help me, my son thinks he is a cow!" "Madam, calm down, first tell me why it took you so long to come here, is it because you needed the milk?" "No Doctor, it is because we have had to keep him away from our neighbor." "Your neighbor?" "Yes, you see, he is a butcher so as you can guess...!"

[croaky-wader]

its obvious that one of the puns flew over his head

[MilProductions]

Einstein was getting bored of repeating the some old speech, so he told his assistant, the assistant said, ”I am an assistant and a part time actor”, so he put on a wig and and some makeup and gave speeches while Albert Einstein was in the back. One day a mathematician asked a hard question, then the assistant(the actor) said, ”that question is so elementary that even my assistant can answer it”.

[F-B]

What do you call the sun when it turns its lights off? The darkstar.

[olmlive]

A man accidentally bumps into another man, one says "I'm sorry" and the other says "Wow! Such a cool foreign name!"
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[Thatpenguinwithcoolglasses]

Day 2 of asking.
A daughter asked her mother "2 fathers & 2 sons go to a store & pick a fruit. How many fruits do they pick?" The mom said "That's easy, 4." The little girl chuckles and says "Nope!" She goes to ask her dad and he says "Whatever your mom said." "Wrong!" The little girl said. "How?" The dad said. "There's 1 grandpa, 1 dad, and 1 son." "So?" Her dad asked. "If you think about it, its 2 sons, and 2 fathers.

*le shocked expression*

[mariomasterofficial]

A boy asks a girl: Imagine you're in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, what do you do?
The girl thinks about it and responds: I don't know
The boy responds: Stop imagining

[sometwo]

When they make jokes the people in the background are concerned

[Nicci]

A man and his kid is making candy. The man’s wife says what are you making the kid says dorgs and walks away

[senderk]

The only questions I got right on the test were question 9 through 11

[samurai]

honestly landing is so easy anyone can do it.