When Your Wife Has Superpowers

She sees all.

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[OldBeezer]

She wasn’t looking at him. *She was looking at us.*

[ripp_]

Family joke is that our mum's specalist subject on mastermind would be "where things are in the house"

[ivory_draws]

the thing is the lyrics could be swapped
the dude lost his wife

[HelloIAmAnExist]

"we'll never find the murderer!"
[Doxes them]

[ViolentMeek]

This made me do the ugly cackle again omg

[notmyrealname]

My mum does that… *but only for other people’s shit. She cannot find her own phone or her own keys.* She can find everyone else’s stuff, but who finds her stuff? (She does, sometimes with help, but she swears quite a bit when she’s running late).

[missrainyy]

Tbh I thought bro was gonna say, “story of my life, I lost my wife.”

[JC-wldj]

the smug grin as she breaks the fourth wall...now that keeps me up at night lol

[SushiRollAnimations]

These videos are amazing man. Ive been watching for the last hour, and I can't get enough of theese.

[szeth]

Takes me a max of five minutes to find things. My family is not organized, i just got used to predicting chaos

[MaryEisenhuth]

you are soooo talented, you seriously can bring a smile to anyones face!!!

[TriptuneRadio]

If shes manifested this ability, it means youre a father

[lucb]

The power is movement of objects subconsciously

[yeet]

Jsndksksksksk Her Face. I can't. Lol

[viktorias]

Men 😂 I even have this with a neighbor ... Best thing is, if he searches for his keys for hours, can't find it. I come to his place, they are literally on the table, easy to see ...
I will never get how you can be so blind 🙈😂

[変装Mercy]

So true: my mom can find things instantly that I can’t.

[catmaya]

Bro it's the excact same thing with my mom, and sometimes my dad, when we're in the garage

[lolyayl]

I was sure u were gonna sing because shes a mom lol

[victorgbs]

Actually straight up better than the original teenage autotuned singer

"She says jeans pocket right side / her powers keep me up at night" also sounds MUCH better than "to keep her warm inside / time is too my god

[oyundoktoru]

"Honey we are we?!?"
"Jeans left pocket"