And then there were the Americans... | Best HFY Reddit Stories | Sci-Fi Story

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[Wynn_Silver]

Reminds me of an HLC quote or at least I think it was HLC. "The rest of the world are building stuff to fight America. America's building stuff to fight aliens."

[brianl]

Don’t. Touch. The boats.

Doesn’t matter if the boats are in the water or space. Don’t touch them.

[joshuaradick]

United States: You mean to tell me that there an abundance of alien species with pathetically weak militaries that have advanced technology and practice slavery?
Aliens: Yes.
United States: So, we can invade them, topple their governments and take a ton of technology, AND still be the good guys?
Aliens: Yes.
United States: We are so back.

[gp]

“A small, blue marble with a monster on it”

Thats a pretty accurate description

[VFclancy]

"Would you intercept me?"
"I'd intercept me."

[warblerblue]

Wait till Grandpa Buff gets his FTL engines....

[jonahbutterfield]

America shows up to the space aliens and go:
“So I hear you got space oil.”

[FallenKnightXIII]

America: *Finds oil*
Also America: Congratulations, you are being Libertad... please do not resist.

[sleeping]

Merica. Coming again to save the motherfuckin day yeah

[ca_kay]

That moment when they realized the Americans already knew.

[cane]

Like the part about the alien slaves escaping to Earth using stolen ships, The concept sounds very similar to the movie Alien Nation.

[charleswidmore]

this is a great starting point to a great story.
I hope you keep working on it and expand it into the story it is screaming to be!

[AlexHunter]

We may be going through some shit but goddamn I love America, let the aliens come, we got everything we need to make them work for it

[majorplothole]

Speaker, sees the picture of the ship
"Alright everybody! New plan! I now recommend we pass a complete abolishment of all slavery practices - like yesterday."

[rebel]

We Americans discovered the rest of the cosmos has a severe lack of freedom and an abundance of oil!

[chuckels_]

Thank You Author. “AMERICANS HELL YEA”

[smithsonian]

Americans: “oh shit, there’s an alien race out there that practices slavery?”
Runaway Alien Slave: “uhh… yes?”
Americans: “Alexa play ‘Battle Cry of Freedom.’”

[Tmb]

If this is what happens when aliens find us, I'm so down for intergalactic conquest

[Bluesonofman]

John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
But his soul goes marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
His soul goes marching on.

He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,
He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,
He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,
His soul goes marching on.

John Brown's knapsack is strapped upon his back,
John Brown's knapsack is strapped upon his back,
John Brown's knapsack is strapped upon his back,
His soul goes marching on.

John Brown died that the slaves might be free,
John Brown died that the slaves might be free,
John Brown died that the slaves might be free,
His soul goes marching on.

The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down,
The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down,
The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down,
His soul goes marching on.

[cozyboi]

good shit this is good shit, you should make a part 2 for this and i promise to listen at least twice