The Worst Thing to Say at a Party - Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes laughs at his mom’s pronunciation of “Celine Dion” and shares a cringeworthy joke you can tell at parties. (Contains strong language.)


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[CanItAlready]

Salon Dijon sounds like a great drag name for a Celine impersonator.

[tonyg]

He looks exactly like a youth pastor lmao!

[FLUMPAAY]

I love Pete so much! He just looks like he has the best time up there and the way he cracks himself up is so pure. I wish he was more well known.

[willwalsh]

"if that doesn't open the place where you keep your joy, maybe lube up the dial a little bit" is actually poetry

[DreadedLad]

I love self awareness... That's why I love comedians... People take themselves too seriously.

[indyj]

That Juan joke killed me 🤣 the joke itself wasn’t funny, it was him not being able to stop laughing is what got me 😂

[johnokeeffe]

Pete's a model for enjoying yourself on stage. The goal should be to be your own favourite comic and I think he's there!

[christianmaas]

Anyone who hates this guy hasnt embraced their inner dad jokes

[GoodFormFilms]

Just saw him this past weekend. He was hilarious. We actually had a heckler and he handled it so well it was the best part of the show.

[whillgaming]

I love how he laughs at his own jokes but he's trying so hard to keep it together

[johnkinsey]

This guy gives me an ‘aww shucks’ vibe.

[cescabhi]

Reminds me of a French dude called "jussie smouliett"

[ohsoloco]

If John Ritter and Zach Braff had a child...

[princessaur]

The Salon Dijon joke never gets old no matter how many times he tells it lmfao.

[schmawesome]

Leonardo dePizzaPlace!

I am DECEASED 🤣🤣

[jamesdube]

The Mc Donald's joke sealed the deal for any doubters out there

[rexasaurus]

Thank you Pete for reminding me of how I don't want to be in my 30's. Keeping up spirit's....

[gamesturbator]

Big Boat Iceberg" absolutely floored me!

[chemxcore]

Halfway through and I've had to pause like 7 times to laugh my ass off!

[emilydavis]

Once my friend and I were listening to music and as we were getting out of their car they exclaimed “oh, is this Bjork” and they pronounced every letter with full confidence