Did you ever notice this? #shorts

Did you notice this?

[YTsuxpct._of-the-time.]

All animals love me.
It's just been like that forever.
Every dog walks right up to me, and even the most skittish cat will approach me if I sit and chill and ignore it long enough.
I generally get along with most people too. Except fancy folks, who I have to assume are wealthy.
I have long hair. Way past my shoulders. That seems to offend their sensibilities for some reason.