Fanboy in Crisis Over Apple’s Direction

A real Apple fanboy is worried about the slim future Apple is aiming for, with their rumoured iPhone Air.

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#iPhoneAir #iPhoneSlim

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[___David__]

"This phone is too fat" is a sentence I never heard from ANYONE as a complaint about their phone.
So, naturally, that's the "issue" Apple is going to "fix".

[jonathanmicday]

So slim that you can swipe your phone to pay in cash register without using Apple Pay 😂😂😂😂

[Annihildation]

No matter how small the phone's gonna be. One thing is sure: the RAM will be smaller

[Timalay]

My old OnePlus X was only 6.9mm thick, but they still managed to stick a headphone jack into it.

[cjxgraphics]

The internet is out here begging for an iPhone mini with more battery, and Apple puts out with an device the size of an iPhone Pro Max, but thinner with LESS battery...
And people will still buy it.

[alexandershortsandmore]

Apple:
Oh! Lets release a new line of iPhones, the Minis!
Screw that! Lets make it the plus!!
Erm, screw that, replace it with the iPhone Air?
All while charging you $100 more.

[gokublack]

Thinner device = easier to break = more repair fees

[Jack-oswz]

Can't wait to see Jerryrigeverything snap the iphone 16 slim in half like a burnt baguette

[VincentMcmanus.]

I'm still mad that every cell phone manufacturer got rid of the 3.5mm headphone jack. BRING IT BACK!!!

[Jayden-lrmm]

They’re going back to the iPhone 6, with the bend gate moments

[philochristos]

I don't know why Apple puts so much value in thinness. I'd just like a good keyboard that works.

[TheLaXandro]

You know the sad part? It's the same footprint as regular iPhones. And it will sell. Whereas proper Mini did not sell.

[jenshoffmannolsen]

I've got thin hair... iPhone Hair

[siz]

They made *phone even slimmer but couldn't make camera is still sticking out

[ESbo]

They keep getting our wallet thinner by thinner products lol 😂

[GreenAppelPie]

Less battery life, less features, no thanks. I like some things thicc

[LV-]

super thin phone and then I buy a case to put on it so I can keep from dropping it.

[dany_fg]

Apple air
Apple: "that's 3 times you breathed in air, so 599.99$ in total"

[jimv]

I'd rather have phones be a little thicker. Thick enough to be flush with the camera and then include the biggest battery possible.

[scandalingmusic]

"if youre going to be charging us for more stop giving us less" legit powerful statement there