Day in the life of a German (shocking) #shorts

[marvintimke]

Him having the willpower, to not eat the Kinder Überraschung kills me.

[sharonisalwaysfreezing]

German efficiency: wearing black everyday so you're always ready for techno

[geoffallen]

We germans like watching war movies backwards, so we can have a happy ending.

[TomaszSarzyński]

Never seen a German so full of emotions before.

[PropagandasaurusRex]

To be rejected by an art school is the best way to become very famous.

[Schmittttttiiii]

As a german i can approve of this, but one thing, why are you Driving so Slow on the Autobahn? Your disrupting the other drivers, shame on you

[roderik]

As an Argentinian, I can confirm your grandpa lives here

[chris]

43 to 45... that's when you can tell it's an American sketch

[krestus]

Not enough bread, not enough beer, too many jokes

[auto_math]

Reminder that making the world believe Hitler was German and Mozart was one of them is Austria's biggest trickery.

[AlexLP_YT]

If art school says "nein", europe will be mein

[Macfoin]

Germans rarely display their heiritage proudly. Almost never. And the 1943-1945 thing is rather 1933-1945

[mnk]

"Proudly display my German heritage"??? No no no, not unless theres a sports cup on.

[ТеодораПенева-мэ]

As a European, I very much appreciate the use of kilometres instead of miles when determining the speed

[AndreasZiegler-eogu]

As a German I can defenetly confirm that we have scheduled Shaboink times

[georgelionon]

In 30 years they will make jokes about Americans between 2025 and 2030..

[wmopp]

As a German, I have to add a few corrections:
1. We are married (for tax reasons)
2. Nutella is Italian, we eat Mettbrötchen (raw minced pork rolls)
3. Why are you only driving 220kph?
4. German history book are full of ww2. (in Austria ... Not so much)

[bilbobeutlin]

*1933 and 1945, and the history books are full of it. In german school its 80% of history class.

[hadarhai]

Not me waiting for him to drink beer 😅

[HPHerrmann]

As a German, I can confirm we all plug ourselves in through the ear to charge our systems every night