[SFM] Standing Here I Realize

I should probably start playing metal gear games

[purpleYamask]

When you noclip in hl1 to hit gman and he makes metal noises

[sarcastic-sulfur]

Gordon was hitting him so fast that the sounds didn’t have time to trigger.

[BirdmanDeuce]

The idea that the HEV suit can supercharge the crowbar for more damage is actually really appealing

[poke]

The attention to detail making Gman emit metal sparks on hit, since he (erroneously?) has his textures tagged as a metal material in some versions of Half-Life.

[GalagoospurmankyREALofficial]

Gordon really was a professional all along.

[tashkent]

I like how Gordon starts hitting at normal human speed and then immediatly shifts into _Maximum Overdrive_ .

[vietnamflashback]

we're making the mother of all nudges Gordon
can't fret over every Alyx

[amigame]

“But you’re not supposed to be here. As a matter of fact… you’re not.”
I have no idea why, but the absolute rawness of that line drains all hope from me. Like how do you fight something that doesn’t even consider that you even exist?

[Dingus]

Gordon's crowbar is extremely accurate to the half-life 1 swing speed.

[MACMAN]

Gordon: (Why won't you die?!)
GMAN: "Nanoemployers, son."

[Churchgrimm]

Petition for Freeman to vibecheck Gman with a supercharged crowbar in Half Life 3, to which Gman responds, "You fucked up my face."

[Mega-ucpn]

As someone who owns a crowbar, gordon having the muscle strength to swing one so effortlessly is both impressive and intimidating

[corphoenix]

Its so perfectly looped that if you hover over the timeline, it just looks like hes threatening him with it and not actually attacking him

[MrAaeron]

I love how nobody in this comment section questions the fact that the crowbar doesn't bend. Like duh, it's the strongest weapon in the universe.

[JohnSmith_]

can we talk about how strong Gordon is in this? bullets bounce off G-Man like they aren't there, but those crowbar hits are making him physically react

[TheMaerx]

If this isn't how we eventually beat Gman I'm gonna be 200% MAD

[JoeGhoster]

I like how Gordon’s head stays in place, looking straight at G-man’s eyes

[TheEngieTF]

"G-Man! I said my Crowbar is a tool of justice. Not used in anger, not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my Crowbar" - Gordon Freeman

[avnub]

G-Man: "Just step into the portal, and I will take that as a yes."
_Gordon stands his ground._
G-Man: *"Slippery little bastard, I don't have time for this!"*

[supremality]

Gordon: WHAT!

G man: nice crowbar (breaks it)