Why I Regret Buying the Steam Deck

why i hate the steam deck and the nintendo switch is better as a handheld console

So... to summarize:

1) Guy bought steam deck to play PC games while traveling
2) He finds out steam deck is bigger than a less powerful console, also too big for his backpack and apparently can't be balanced on one finger.
3) As it turns out, he doesn't want to play PC games while travelling
4) Come to think of it, he doesn't want to play any type of games while travelling
5) He is going to sell the steam deck and hope no one finds out he dropped a switch lite on top of it.

[ryanreynoldsw]

This guy talked more about his life problems than the steam deck lol

[SFpurphaze]

" my other problem is the price so i decided to buy the most expensive version " this is just comedy now

[TheCorrupt]

Came for the clickbait, stayed for the comment section

[kingleoxvii]

I know how he feels. I bought a 65" TV because I wanted a big TV. However, when I got home I was disappointed because it was a big TV.

[usnkellerc]

I was looking for reasons not to purchase a Steam Deck. This video helped to put those doubts to rest. After seeing this video, I immediately placed an order for a Steam Deck.

[ericmclean]

His fake struggle to lift his bag after added the Steam Deck was so good. It only weighs 1.5lbs.

[TheTrueGibly]

Dude this is genuinely a masterpiece. he didnt even mean for this to look like a joke but just everything he says is so stupid and the way he tries to balance the switch lite on his finger and smashes it on the steam deck without any care and continues his rant its basically comedy

[mza]

This video is the exact reason why I never buy used stuff...

Most people just do not take care of their stuff as much as I do.

[jamesdoyle]

I can’t believe Valve didn’t check how big your backpack was before finalising the spec design to make it as small as possible for you to pointlessly carry around with you to not play games while you’re travelling.

[fsdfmsbcxx]

1:18 😵
That's exactly the reason why I don't like to buy such expensive electronic devices from other people. You never know how they treated them before.

[stewartshepherd]

World record for the amount of times this absolute party animal says backpack with vigorous intent.

[ashleajon]

My gf literally has a health condition that makes her weak, and she has doll sized hands. She loves her steam deck and can play it comfortably. She sent me this video so we can mock you together.

Edit 28/07/2023: She does have small hands. Her ring size is H, because I've now asked her to be my wife.

[robertward]

I also bought a steam deck and as soon as I realised I couldnt Ballance it on one finger I returned it immediately... I then went on a training course to learn how to incorporate the word "backpack" into a group of sentences far more times than is ever required.

[astarothsv]

My girlfriend weights about 59kg. She loves gaming on my Steam Deck. She carries it around in her purse while we go shopping. She has never complained about it being heavy or causing her any pain. You have huge health problems if carrying the deck in your back pack causes any kind of pain!

[sonomute]

Just get a bigger backpack... And maybe a gym membership?

[LeviAckerman-lbzr]

Can't believe Valve did not consult this guy before selling steam deck to him.

[WTTrading]

“Look how heavy this is!” I can’t imagine what this poor guy goes through when he picks up a water bottle. Life is hard.

[stvr]

So the reasons are:

-He has a small backpack.
-He will go on a trip to Thailand and he won't play "hardcore" PC games.
-Gaming is for losers that don't have anything else to do.
-It can play games for 1 hour (in reality it can play for much more but he can't be bothered to optimize the settings to his liking).
-He can't balance it on one finger because it is "heavy".
-His shoulders and back are gonna hurt because he will be carrying the deck.
-He won't use it on the airplane because he won't be comfy.

Also, when you don't like something it does not mean you should smack it with other objects and then say "I'm gonna sell it".

[thecoolestdaniel]

I feel stupid for wearing a grey sweater like this dude