Reasons you should stay alive… 🥔 #shorts

[gooftrap]

Credit card: *declines*
Therapist: Well, no more potatoes for you.

[RaspberryTurtle]

Broo thanks i was just watching a few youtube shorts and this convinced me to keep living. potatoes and rice. Are both good reasons to live

[lost_logic]

i’m gonna stay alive for potatoes, which isn’t the most elaborate reason to stay alive— but it’s a reason nonetheless.

[chloecca]

... Im deathly allergic to potatoes...

[NH_E]

I want the recipe but I cant find it on any of your socials 😢

[kxkichii]

my reasons im staying alive rn:
1. food
2. food
3. food

[Emiliapocalypse]

Lol now when I’m really in a dark place I’m just gonna think “potato” and hopefully laugh 🥔 thanks

[friednsbplayz]

Tecnoblade is the potato king.
"Tecnoblade never dies "

[IDK.redacted.FromTheUK]

But if I die there will be more potatoes for other people

[matt]

Pepole that are allergic to potatoes =(

[_Rijan_]

i was looking for real reasons to stay alive if there's any idk why but im socially stressed like i hate society I just want to stay at a calm place with my mom and my gaming pc :)

[whatdoyouthink]

Hell yeah I'd stay just for potatoes

[Hemophobia-]

Potato can also mean pussy in my language soooo

[lil-liv]

1 year after post, I’m comment 28, like 727 and a new sub

[thepersonwhoasked]

God damn cant argue with that gonna send this to my emo friend

[Maxsmack]

This reason was not good enough for the Irish