“Harold’s blackness is receding and I sold his mother” who the heck starts a conversation like that?
Robin-Is-A-Bird
Ok the first sentence…. is STRAIGHT outta Django BUT we know Lukes heart😂😂😂😂
camcam
My boy’s losing his pass in real time 💀
Acornyo
Harold : I lost my mother and my pass at the same time
predatorasap
I got some 1850s vibe with that first sentence...
PepperoniMilkshake
Micheal Jackson as an fish?!? hell yah!!!
Ananya
Oh my God, I started fucking cracking up when you said I sold his mother
Black_x_plague
Okay that second line was unexpected 😂
goldfrog
Bro went from fissha, to “ello bruv, what can I do for you today?”
kashskitchen
You should keep an up to date family tree on your website.
dr_that_guy
First two lines struck me so hard I thought I had scrolled myself straight back to 1835.
yo_boi_john
That's the most jaw dropping set of words I've ever heard
OG_Angarato
Someone make this a viral audio edit lmao 💀
masonrawls
Didn't get any recovery time, first sentence flabbergasted me, second one knocked me out
deaths_enigma
"Did bro just de-ninjafy himself"
Wildiscool
Gerald is one pretty fish. Look forward to seeing how both change as they grow. Still interested to see if they ever develop a wen.
kevinh
His mother got sold to a new fish master and now hes switching teams to avoid that fate.
OmniscientKaiser
I have a black moor goldfish that my friend who is black wanted me to name her after her so I did. I then posted a video of my fish eating and my friend says this “Jael(the fish) is so black you can’t even see her with the black sand”. I was dying🤣🤣
ChubbyCheeksGoldies
It’s alright, he just have the Micheal Jackson special 💔
