'All I Want For Christmas Is You' by Mariah Carey in minor key

Special thanks to Daphne R, Josh Ng, Daniel Smartt, Patrick Johnston!

[alanawaddell]

This is what those mall employees hear when they play this song on repeat for 31 days straight in stores. Smh

[spindleclown]

This is the version where her lover died and she's singing this while preparing to resurrect him a la Re-Animator.

[jacobkakyoin]

theme of the person who hacked mariah’s twitter

[MasterChef-uxgk]

It's like that awkward period between Christmas and New Year's, no real Christmas spirit and not quite the excitement of new years parties.

[horrornumber]

Christmas tragedy, santa dies from fall damage

[ianwest]

This sounds like it belongs in a musical about Krampus

[ButtonedUpBailey]

Original: A girl in love who just wants to see her SO during the holidays

This: A crazy holiday stalker who wants to wrap her gifts in your skin

[theshlauf]

0:51 - Take out the singing and you've got boss music.

[Crazelord]

All I Want For Christmas Is... YOUR SOUL!

[Doctor-Infinite]

Mariah Carey is the Christmas Boss every Mall Employee must fight to show they are ready

[Goodnews-u]

What we have here is called a happy little accident.
Looks like people have been beating the devil outta that like button

[firstablastab]

This sounds like a horror movie trailer

[Peterscraps]

When it’s Christmas but the end times are coming.

[mtoffo]

This is when the good girl who's been treated like shit for the first half of the movie turns into the supervillain after acquiring superpowers

[BiggusNickus]

"I don't care about the presents.. Or anything else for that matter."

[RedSimba]

When Christmas and Halloween have a lovechild

[kevblucole]

This sounds like a kidnapper/stalker’s Disney villain theme 🤣

[peterjuff]

“I just want you for my own” no one else will *ever* have you

[itzzjaijohn]

It sounds like Mariah finally snapped, came over to her bf's house due to being inpatient, caught him cheating, killed him and the girl he was cheating on her with, and now she's singing the song she would've been singing to her bf if he didn't cheat.

[stormRed]

This is giving me strong villain song vibes.