Dwarven Dad Reviews: Icicle Armory

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When you take the spell "Ice Knife" literally.

joshuabeatty
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I'm confident that these are meant for cryomancers, specifically since they can recycle the material instantly and remake such weapons.

KordellCunningham
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I'd call those cutting remarks, but its pretty clear that their confidence has already shattered.

ianyoder
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"Hehe, rocks" This calls for a ROCK AND

stabbyofclanmurphy
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Idea for a drink. The dwarven armory:
•One large mug
• 3 drinks mixxed
• ice swords and ice axes to cool the drink.

trekthehappyturtle
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Dwarves will watch you use your mastery of magic to create a weapon of ice and snow and will dead ass be like:
The elf doesnt have the strength to lift a hammer!

bensagnella
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Cryomancer working the bar is the best use for these.
'Oooh, look, it's a tiny umbrella. That also cools the drink!'
"Ha, he made mine a battleaxe; sweet!"
Dude would be making BANK in tips for that.

alexisgrunden
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In the words of Dwarven Dad, these things have a 100% chance to crit ... against themselves

hill
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Goddamnit!!!! Who let the Snobolds out of their cave??
They're out here with an "ice forge", hawking Ice Knives to Halflings.

Im-Not-a-Dog
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See these ice weapons are a good idea until
A) you swing, connect and it shatters
B) You swing and it flies outta your hand

fpsawesom
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When the mage's Firebolt cantrip gains the Disarm ability.

WillRennar
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Hey, plus side. The weapons can kill those pesky Rust Monsters.

Qardo
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Dwarves immediately after finding out ice qualifies as a mineral

MelonSeedOfficial
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If you kill somebody with sharp ice your finger prints will disappear with the murder weapon

-a very angry ice wizard in my campaign

Tinywarriorhippo
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You did say... Pouring Metal? 💀 Or something else I should get a link to

DarkWolfK
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Hand this to your rogue and watch that sneak attack damage skyrocket

Pkhemi
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bro didnt even realize some guns were made using ice... DEDICATION

creator_w
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When you ask a ice dwarf to make something.

alfiemartin
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That song is dope. I’ve only heard it one other time, three years ago and recognized it immediately. A girl was playing it for her mom and she immediately lit up and started singing it.

miguelcabral
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Dwarvenson:
The duck you talking about dad?
It's just glass.

MrGamer-rroj