How to Get a Free Meal

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Even if your options are limited and your pockets are turned inside out, you can still rustle up some grub. Consider several ways to feed yourself without begging or stealing.

Step 1: Get coupons
Find or ask for free meal coupons from Mcdonald's, the Cracker Barrel, and other restaurants. Look for scratch-off cards and contests to win free food.

Step 2: Get a free restaurant meal
Search for local restaurants that offer free birthday meals -- usually supplied only if you are accompanied by a friend who buys their own. Some honor veterans, women, and seniors on certain days of the year.

Step 3: Go to happy hour
Hang out at bars during happy hour. Buy a cheap drink for the opportunity to feast for a couple hours.

Step 4: Crash events
Crash wedding receptions, wakes, church functions, company picnics, and public promotional giveaways. Tour major food stores on weekends for promotional sample displays that might comprise a full meal when you're done.

Tip
Stick around a friend's home until you overstay your welcome or clean out their pantry.

Step 5: Volunteer
Volunteer to help a charitable organization and you can usually get fed, because there is no other pay. Donate blood, as well, for which you will be given sustenance afterward, and still feel good about what you've done to help others.

Step 6: Scavenge, hunt
Scavenge in the woods for wild edibles that you can take home, and cook. Hunt for game if you don't mind cleaning and cooking it.

Step 7: Grow a garden
Grow your own garden to get quality, fresh, and safe food at little cost.

Did You Know?
As of 2008, Americans waste 27 percent of consumables every year, or 30 million tons of food, as recently as 2008.

[TheFrontyer]

1. Enter fast food place with many customers at once.
2. Wait a little, walk back and forth and look frustrated/stressed
3. After a while ask them where your food is.
4. They will ask what you ordered.
5. You tell them what you want.
6. They hand it out for free to you.

Works only on restaurants where you pay before you receive the food.

[hockeygoalie]

This guy can afforded a suit but not a burger

[PigeonFaceLife]

Why was I watching this at 12 years old 6 years ago

[diegomorales]

Mr. Krabs made 452 accounts and disliked this video

[ronanplays]

Step 1 go to mcdonalds.
Step 2 ask that you forgot your wallet.
Step 3 the person in the car behind you, you will get there meal
Step 4 Enjoy lol

[macboss]

Did this fool just tell someone to crash a random wake?

[Puppybuns]

I can't tell if Howcast is genuinely teaching me things, or trolling me.

[PRXR]

better way
step 1:GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND WORK!
step 2: go to a store.
step 3: buy food.

[jorahmormont]

Step 6: literally the dumbest idea ever.

[CookiesUnleashed]

Instructions were unclear. I got my toaster stuck in my ceiling fan.

[MsAnitaPink]

mr krabs made 371 accounts and disliked this.

[RazerAssassin]

OMG HE LOOKS LIKE SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO!

[Chibiicap]

one word : Costo

although you do need a membership yearly they have the best food samples and they are around every cornner

[stormbolt]

Wow, I have seen that many times. So ORIGINAL. Nice job being creative.

[kay]

1. Go to McD's drive thru with a car behind and a car in-front of you.
2. Don't order anything and move to the paying line
3. Tell the window person you accidently got caught in the drive thru and didn't order anything.
4. Stay put until you know the person behind has ordered.
5. Pull up to the food window and take the meal! Works every time!

[WildWolfheart]

Gardening is fun and there are ways to get free plants and seeds to start out with. Walmart has twenty cent seed packages and often throws out perfectly good plants. The issue with the natural way, however is that you have to build up specialized skills, which could also be a good thing, since you could say, sell extra produce to buy meat.

[tidepodpadthai]

"Without begging or stealing" but it's basically just different ways to beg and steal

[TheAirForceNinja]

I'm a fan of how it goes from snagging free samples to bringing down a buck with a large caliber rifle almost instantly.

[Snookbone]

"How to get a free meal without begging or stealing"
"Step 4, crash wedding receptions, wake..."

That's stealing.

[johnlee]

Find a job to work to get money

go to Sams club to get free food

Find a church