How To Get Girls

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[reagame]

I said to a girl, "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." And I got slapped! I really should have listened.

[GvYT]

bruh ryan is unbelievably creative and smart when it comes to making these videos

[johanliborius]

For real the best pick up line:

You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line

[mikehunt]

Imagine making that lesbian joke in 2019

[foxezzzzz]

Girl: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together
Me: luckily N and O are already together

[infiinity]

Girl comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Are you a cow?
Cow: Yes. (this isn't supposed to make sense)

EDIT: I'm not actually going to use these? they're JOKES. calm down.

[strahinjagov]

"Hi, I'm Ryan Higa."
*slap*
dead! 😂😂😂😂😂

[orestis]

girl:"im not a lesbian!"
ryan:"prove it then kiss me!"
girl:" gross no!"
ryan:"heh, lesbians am i right?"

[ainslee]

"If you find out she's a hardcore belieber chances are she's underage. Walk Away." XD

[amartyathigale]

"Hi I'm Ryan Higa"
*SLAP*
IM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

[notWerewolf]

Best pickup line:

"I like your face."

[vertex]

"What's this?"
"My phone number"
"Well how is this supposed to help me find mine?"

[unicorneve]

Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven and landed on earth
Me: I crawled my way up from hell

[pithoi]

When you bump into a girl in the hallway...

Boy: oh sorry

Girl: I have a boyfriend!

[weepingwillowtree]

Do you mind if i follow you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

Wait wtf when did this get so many likes lmao

[jamilnofal]

kids have crushs
men have girlfriends
legends stay single forever

[asa]

Ryan, I tried everything you said and I got called to the principal for sexual harassment even though I did nothing.

[joewilliams]

heres a pick up line for you

i lost my tedybear
will you sleep with me tonight

[stellaalcudia]

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put MCR back together

[antoinetteclark]

"No, your like a six, but still above average."😂😂😂😂😂