What's the most annoying thing your neighbor does?

What's the most annoying thing your neighbor does?

I live in a suburban area, and recently, my neighbor got a pet chicken. I didn’t think much of it at first, but then the chicken started coming into my yard every day. It poos on my lawn, digs in my garden, and even leaves feces on my porch. Cleaning up after it every day has been frustrating.

The first time I talked to my neighbors, I was nice about it. I casually mentioned that their chicken was wandering into my yard and asked if they could keep an eye on it. They brushed it off, saying, “Oh, chickens like to move around! It’s just what they do.” I tried to stay patient, but the chicken kept coming back and making a mess.

After a few more weeks of this, I brought it up again, more firmly this time, telling them it was becoming a real problem. Still, they weren't taking it too seriously, and just sort of agreed that they would "try" to keep it in their own yard. Nothing changed, of course. The chicken kept on coming.

The breaking point came when I walked outside one morning to find that the chicken had destroyed part of my garden, digging up the plants I’d worked hard on. I snapped, went to their house, and told them it had to stop. They got defensive and called me petty, saying, “It’s just a chicken, it’s not doing any real damage.”

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[puglife]

Thats destruction of property and if it’s just a chicken then obviously they won’t mind if it doesn’t come back home.

[Daniele-ug]

Me:cook the chicken cook the chicken cook the chicken

[HumorousCapybara]

WE BE HAVING CHICKEN WINGS FOR DINNER🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[RTRSPD]

Mmm 😋 chicken dinner... *invites neighbors*

[dianaiordache]

i would cook the chicken tbh
like wtf

[Nathanfunnygoat]

BBQ party, when they ask what he's cooking "oh I'm cooking a annoying chicken

[Ectoplasem]

You can sue them for however much the stuff costs for negligence

[LilySorensen-vsjv]

You tell them the next time that chicken comes into your yard. You'll eat it.

[romicabudau]

What a great day to show up with home made kfc 😋

[JustAChildrenEater]

Well BBQ the chicken and invite your neighbors to it, then when they ask where it is just say "oh its on the grill"

Edit: holy moly guacamole 71 likes in less thanna day

[rockgirl]

Lots of my neighbors smoke weed. There's like at least 5 places to buy it in walking distance. It's really annoying because it smells so much. Even with the door and windows shut you can't escape it.

[elixlor]

I would get a Untrained hunting dog💀💀💀

[autumnwier]

Guess were having fried chicken for dinner

[rooomaa]

Wife:where did u get this kitchen?
Him: neighbour

[mlhlvrt]

A bunch of stuff that happened on our street about 15 years ago and the rainy summer day when the whole area smelled like a dirty chicken coop, caused some ordinances about poultry in town. And from the mixed flock that had gotten loose and run for a month, dogs were killing them in the yards except for the gander that NEVER shut up… nothing running loose anymore. About a decade later neighbor next to me gets three fowl (one very noisy duck and two hens) and let them run loose. I had them under my window in my front yard two mornings in a row, and neighbor said chief of police said if they were allowed to free roam it was fine. We both ended up at city hall, chief got called in and straightened out, neighbor built a run, and with it being fall, he was putting a lot into the birds and getting 1-2 eggs a week. He got rid of them. To get “free eggs” didn’t work out…

[THE-Z-]

Me : Heres the recipe for butter chicken

[TrueTheBaddie]

Soultion mak it into chiken Nuggets 😂😂🎉😂

[BOIRDIEEEES]

For the first part i was thinking about saying, "Why are you boing so mean to that chicken 😡, " but now I'm saying, "Clip the mother effer's wings, it cant fly anyway!"

[BI_MFER]

well, it looks like it’s about that time to have a barbecue. Maybe you should invite your neighbors and casually let them know. It’s their chicken.

[IceCoolLemonade]

just call the police
it’s their chicken, they **have** to keep an eye on it.