Fashion Hunter

[Im-Not-a-Dog]

"Last of its kind, you say? So no one else is gunna have drip like this?"

[etinuyasha]

No surprise that Dwarven Dad is a Bonk main.

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[Fox_Hunter-ol]

Alma: "Hunter, the guild authorizes the hunt of Guardian Arkveld!"

Me: (playing Rise of the Valkyries on my Hunting Horn) "I authorize Guardian Arkveld to catch these hands!" 😈

[herwitchness]

You get more stuff if you capture it. Fight until it has a skull coming from its icon on the minimap and chase it back to its lair. Once its sleeping, drop two tranq bombs and put down a trap (either a pitfall trap or a shock trap). Save Alma's conscience!

Recipes are in your crafting menu. Shock traps don't effect lightning monsters.

Have fun and happy hunting!

[TLLegend-mtbp]

Haha I love monster hunter tropes also why does Alma look like a female version of dwarves dad😂😂😂

[kitsune-koibito]

The fit is half the reason I keep going back for missions

[drakooskylord]

last of it's kind until you have to kill another 20 for the full drip and weapon

[skywolfbat]

"The Guild hasn't authorized yo-" **BOOM BOOM BOOM** WHAT WAS THAT?! **BOOM BOOM BOOM** *Whistling! Changes for Sword and Shield. Leaps to mount.* MAKE IT SUFFER?! GOT IT!

[Im-Not-a-Dog]

I know these last couple of shorts werent exactly abou D&D stuff, but its still time for my obligatory _Once Apon A Time In Morcxico_ post again, and you know this, Big Man!


We can make this happen! I've already got a rough idea for a few potential ways the setting can be set up, some monsters that can fit into the western theme, and a couple ideas for porential plot lines depending on what ends up being the driving factor behind the action in this world.
Just say what you need and how to contact you and *I AM ON IT!!!*
This idea has "Merchandise" written all over it, and its making my Gnomish side sweat! One good live-play show(and accompanying book, perhaps) could be the thing to catapult your brand up to the next level. The Dwarven Dad brand could be the next big independent brand like MCDM, I'm just sayin....😉

(I am going to be leaving this on all your shorts until we make this happen or I am asked to stop.)

[monstermaker]

Nah, Alma's justified. You want the exclusive drip so badly, let it breed so everyone else can earn it too from a Hunter's perspective.

[BelleDreamer]

I would feel remorse but you knew what I was when you met me. Now excuse me as I figure out how to keep these boots looking freshly tanned.

[drecknathmagladery]

and then at the end the player goes.
"by my own authority."
the only compensation the player had to do after the fact was write a half hearted apology letter to the guild
basically invalidating the need for a handler entirely.

[michaelscott]

Ecologists are crying over the loss of such a rare species, meanwhile hunters are doing their best 'Buffalo Bill' impression...

[Okkultussharkanicus]

My crew is known as the haberdashery. We make monsters into hats. We could use a good cobbler.
I'm guessing as well, oh good Dad who is Dwarven, that you are a hammer main?

[robertpalmer]

Tell me the high rank ark veld armor don't look like the new doom slayer armor from the dark ages.
You paint the thing green and brown and tell me it's not doom.

[Jadededalus]

If it has a face it can get maced (I couldn’t think of a good hammer joke)

[juanchairez]

Tell me, Dwarvendad.... are you new to Monster Hunter, or have you been a Veteran Hunter all this time?

Just asking out of curiosity since I started in World.

[adamblakeslee]

What weapon do you main? Never mind, stupid question.

[abraarquraishi]

Did you reach the final boss of low rank yet?