Happy Birthday, It’s A Glorious Day #happybirthday #epicbirthdays #pineapple #bdaysong #birthdaysong

[maplebear]

this song reminds me of my dead platypus...i used to play this for him when it was his birthday in the creek. He always loved to play jax vs skibidi toilet epic edging battle with me...I would be the skibidi toilet, and he would be jax since it was his favorite character. He was jax for halloween...i still remember those cute little ears. He will always have a place in my heart. It all started when I found him on the side of the road. He had a collar that said, "CALL JOE BIDEN IF YOU SEE THIS PLATYPUS!! OR ELSE THE FBI WILL GET YOU!! PLEASE RETURN HIM TO HIS OWNER." I ignored it, and took him anyway.

RIP GLOBBY 🪦

I got to go now, someone is knocking on my door, i hope it's globby, even though that's impossible.

(edit) I'm getting sued because globby was apparently a guard platypus. (maybe that's why he bit me that day...)

[gabsisbetter]

can u post one that says happy birthday keshnadia for my cousin? she’s turning 2 and I wanna make her happy! the pronunciation is kesh- na! if so tysm! have a good day or night!

[vajavajush]

woah a suprise EpicHappyBirthdays upload on my birthday!