This is taken from the season 9 episode of South Park called trapped in the closest I do not own any of these clips the owners are Trey Parker Matt stone and Comedy Central
“You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.”
- L. Ron Hubbard
PatOnTheBack
I like how they added the “this is what scientologists actually believe” to basically say, “we’re not making this shit up” lol
And this episode is still amazing in 2024 😂
Howlingburd
imagine paying thousands of dollars over the span of 10 years only to realize that this is what it was going towards
OreoSmithOfficial
I can't believe they made Scientology a real religion for the sake of the joke.
kaiserepsilon
Fun fact: the niece of the leader of Scientology first learned about all of this due to this episode
Nerdtendo
The first nail of Scientology’s coffin
staringcorgi
Xenu's laugh sounds like Jabba the Hutt.
homerthompson
the most consequential episode in South Park history lol
agentsmirnoff
The Hawaiian Archipelago isn't even 75 million years old. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
sdghtjsdcgs
Lmao I feel so sad for the people that are in this cult thinking that they are helping others it’s so sad and funny at the same time. 😅
vampdonna
I love how Trey adds in small touches like "which Xenu had ALSO built on Earth" to really sell how thrown-together the whole story is. Like, it's not enough to be an idiot to believe this. You have to be insane.
siphillis
Heil Lord Zenu! May he reign eternal! I'm here from Blooms!
PsychMat
"HWAH HWAH HWAH"
Evil Galactic Lord Xenu, 75.000.000 b.C
StonerDeLaLuna
This is what triggered those Scientologists
cartmanbrah
Dark Lord Xenu is not pleased about this info being leaked
kjr
i love how it starts out just barely plausible and then quickly becomes the storytelling of a child.
ArcturusAlpha
Xenu looks more like a biological version of Zurg
justinratcliffe
Man, I gotta get myself the crack these scientologists had when coming up with the beliefs
Dantonfall
Why did the aliens only die from the volcano and not the freezing?
seenundercygnus
I saw this episode when I was 13 and thought there's no way they believe this, how can you believe such rubbish.
