Pick Your Minecraft Weapon! ⚔️💥

If you were in Minecraft... which weapon are you grabbing first? 🗡️🛡️ From diamond swords to enchanted crossbows, your choice might just save your pixelated life! 😂🔥 With the Minecraft Movie on the way, everyone’s diving back into the game — so we’re asking: what’s your survival pick? Let us know in the comments!

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[secretslave]

Buy Steve and carrot
Make steve farm carrots
Sell carrots
Get more steve and carrots
Repeat until you can afford a whole army of fully armored steve

[Matthew-qvd]

1) buy steve
2) buy pickaxe
3) give to steve
4) make mining system
5) sell everything whats get steve
6) buy carrot and make farm of carrot
7) buy many steve's
8) mame army
9) make ww3 with steves
10) be king of planet
Changed: 217 LIKES THAT MY RECORD!!!!

[CosmayGD]

Step 1: Get steve
Step 2: Win
Explination Step 3: Steve can carry blue ice and camman is explaining from here

[bikabentelaberzella]

Diamond sword, then I sell it and one TNT for fixing some problems 😊

[Ishukken]

Step 1: buy 10 gold bars
Step 2: sell them and gain about a million dollars
Step 3: buy everything on the list
Step 4: profit

[cnarkoksal]

Buy 4 gold ingots
Buy steve
Get 2 sticks from somewhere
Craft 2 golden swords
Dual wield steve

[GamemasterNolin]

Stone Pickaxe
Steve
Mine Iron
Mine Diamonds
Get full diamond armor
Get Obsidian and Lapis
Get books from somewhere
Make Enchanting Table
Make full protection IV Thorns 3 Unbreaking 3 Mending diamond armor
Make nether portal
Mine Ancient Debris
Mine gold
Get full enchanted netherite and tools
Bam, it all starts with that

[EduardPkoek]

1) buy steve
2) buy pickaxe
3) let steve mine
4) craft a sword
5) skin col- wai...

[thecamaraguy_.]

Step1: get a steve and carrot
Step2: make stever Farm carrots
Step3: sell the carrots for the villigers
Step4: get the money from the solo carrots
Step5: buy more steves and stuff
Step6: go and have fun with you weapons

[KiaanJaiswal-ed]

First sell carrits and gold

2 buy steve


3 repeat step 1

4 buy diamond swords for steves

5 repeat

[juanquin]

“Give me 1 black widow i ain’t using protection.” Ahh moment😭🙏🏼

[samuelvalenciagil]

Steve + picaxe = more money?
Edit: What is happening?
Why so many likes?

[Saif-notrealname]

You found a secret🎉
You get extra 50 money$

[uzakeditz_]

1) Get steve
And he will just use cheats to protect me
And also he is one of the most powerful character in fiction

[royhaikal]

Hahahah!!! I love Minecraft. It's been 1 year ago, This is why I'm didn't play Minecraft and I'm play Minecraft again!
It is amazing, How A Minecraft Movie is a goofy movie and had all of fun.

[Arshaangaming]

Never ever choose the TNT and bow
But you can choose these BC for some purposes
My plans
Make a golden axe and a picaxe with the gold ingots and chop down trees with the axe
Go mining find diamonds explode them with a TNT to get some of the diamonds
Craft a diamond sword for free
AND THAT IS IT it's kinda is a bad strategy NGL

[subhasasikumar]

Pickaxe+ Steve= “ I have a pickaxe and I’ll put it through your teeth!”-Technoblade

[sanjay_patidar]

The best weapon is enchanted flame bow and tnt distroyer everything ❤

[Derpyi]

A Wise Man
once Said You Dont Fight With Wepons, You Fight With Kindness

[liamboo]

Here is for TECHNOBLADE NEVER
Everybody say is in chat
TECHNOBLADE NEVER
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