How I Met Your Mother Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit 1 Hour

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Well here's the 1 hour version of Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit.

Lyrics:
I know what you're thinking,
What's Barney been drinking?,
That girl was smoking hot,

Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it's not a failure,
Cuz there's one thing she is not,

To score a ten would be just fine,
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines,
It's a truth you can't refute,
Nothing suits me like a suit,

Picture a world where all the boys and girls,
Are impeccably well dressed,
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie,
That puppy in the double-breast,

That 80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who's kinda cute,
Nothing suits em like a suit,

In navy blue or black,
Check out this perfect rack,
I want to give them a squeeze,

Oh really? Then answer these questions,
If you please,

What would you do if you had to choose,
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits,

What would you say,
If you gave your suits away,
In return you'd never grow old? Suits,

What would you pick,
One million chicks,
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot,

What if world peace,
Were within your reach...,
Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there,
It's suits. Come on Lily,
Get your head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!,

Girls will go and girls will come,
But there's only one absolute,
Every bro on the go needs to know,
That there's no accepted substitute,

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends,
My Sunday best are my best friends,
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute,

Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted,
Suitor of repute,
Like a... wait for it...,
Suit!