"I remember a long time ago when Paarthunax told me there would be a dragonborn."
Paarthunax: "there will be a dragonborn"
"Then he told me of the significance."
Paarthunax: "it will be significant"
kyuneiform
Y'know... Bethesda's never denied that the Dragonborn's tongue has a face which does the thu'um.
teal_m_
Skyrim quests are more like "Oh you want to be in the dark brotherhood/ thieves guild/ bard guild/ literally anything else? Go in that ancient ruin and kill some draugrs for me"
davideaezakmi
“I should not have asked.” Perfect description.
Hack
Morrowind's main quest is basically, have fun trying to tell people you're the nerevar even though you have Moon-and-Star.
dishonestswit
Daggerfall main quest: "Hey man, I drunk-texted a queen and I need you to delete it off her phone."
Liesmith
The Oblivion zooms had me fucking wheezing.
HannyaBoi
At this rate we are going to watch whole Kung Pow through your memes, which is absolutely great
PavltheRobot
"You are the super special chosen one!" _Every quest in Skyrim
SonofTiamat
We have purposely trained a member of the Greybeards wrong, as a joke.
Morrowind main quest: even the Tribunal and Dagoth Ur don't know what happened, everyone has contradictory accounts on past events
Oblivion main quest: "This is the Heart of the World, for one was made to satisfy the other" "HE'S A DAEDROTH! TAMRIEL AE DAEDROTH!!!"
Skyrim main quest: kill dragon
blueshit
Morrowind: Welp, Azura talked to me in my sleep, told me I'm her Chosen One... That's weird but OK. [Later] Wait, I'm Nerevar? [Later] But I tell you, I AM the Nerevarine, just let me do my shit and stop Dagoth Ur! [Later] Told ya.
Oblivion: Just an ex-prisoner given the task of keeping the Empire from falling, no big d- [sees the Oblivion Door in Kvatch] Hey! I needed to go in there! [Actually does shit to help the survivors, exfiltrate the heir and liberate the city] NPCs: We hereby name you Hero of Kvatch. Because damn you deserve it!
Skyrim: So, I was around while the guards fought that ONE dragon, he died, there was a light show, the Beards called me and apparently I'm either the last dragon hunter or dragon friend depending on who you ask... I just wanted to travel to the Moonforge goddamnit!
NWolfsson
I swear I laugh at Kung Pow no matter how many times I see it. Such a classic.
mayssm
I expected the scene where he was told of a chosen one, and then how it would be of great importance.
trollin
Tulius: This dude kill dragons and screams, lemme let him decide political stuff!
kritzkrieg
I cannot understate exactly how much I love this movie being used for TES memes
griigorihabii
I'm surprised you haven't used the "Leap over that wall if you're so great" mixed with the guy who dies from the jump spell in the beginning of Morrowind.
bud
I love that Kung Pao: Enter the Fist is getting more recognition. One of the most genius movies comedically
microwavetrash
Morrowind lore leads to some really deep conversations about the nature of reality, history being written by the victors, the corruption of power, redemption, etc.
