The Lawyer or the Conman - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody

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Parody of “The Farmer and the Cowman” from Oklahoma! (Music by Richard Rodgers & Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II)

Parody Lyrics by Randy Rainbow

Song Produced, Orchestrated, Mixed, Mastered by: Michael J Moritz Jr @michaeljmoritz

Vocal Arrangement - Brett Boles

Piano, Synths - Michael J Moritz Jr
Guitars/Banjos - Dylan Kondor
Engineer - Billy LaGuardia
Vocals - Randy Rainbow

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[BarbaraPryor-Smith]

What a delight to see a new Randy Rainbow parody. No one can do it like him. Our American politics are so crazy, but artfully done humor helps reduce our stress, and Randy is an absolute genius at this! 💙

[aaronsarchive]

Randy, I'm glad you had to re-write this six times. Despite how frustrating that must have been, this is one of your best parody songs ever. The lyrics are incredibly well done. A RR masterpiece.

[susanne]

Central European here: I've been waiting for Randy's music on the situation for weeks! So happy and grateful!
Please USA remember: When the US sneezes the world gets a cold ... Vote blue 🔵💙!

[nancymathews]

As a proud cat lady, this made me so very happy. Since cats and cat ladies seem to be targets of the GOP, it would be awesome to see you do a parody of one of the songs from CATS!! Love you Randy keep making us smile!! 😊

[carriejones]

Only Randy Rainbow could summarize that last few weeks in politics in one song! My hero!

[richardwoolnough]

Speaking as an old, white, straight, ex British military male (is that the correct adjectival order?)- why is this man not running for President? I would vote for him without hesitation.

[deborahgross]

Though I am thoroughly behind Kamala and Tim, President Biden has done some great things, he is a great man, and I think we all need to be way more thankful for this.

[annejohnson]

I always stop what I'm doing when a Randy Rainbow video shows up on my phone. Randy Rainbow us a national treasure!❤🎉

[advocacynaccountablity]

Deep thanks to President Biden for showing the courage and commitment to our country by holding up VP Harris as this year's Democratic Presidential nominee. He remains a man of honor, and I'm proud to have voted for him. I will also be thrilled to vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz!!! #HarrisWalz2024

[meerchat]

Welcome back, Mr. Rainbow! We can't get through any election without you!

[jrt]

Oh Sweetheart I have missed you! Love you Randy Rainbow

[BrighidsForge]

THANK YOU, RANDY RAINBOW!! You are a national treasure!

#KamalaHarrisForPresident2024
#HarrisWalz2024

#JoyfulWarriors
#WeWontGoBack

[douglasburnside]

For years I thought you would never surpass your "He is the very model of a very stable gen-i-us" song, but this time I think you have actually done it. I loved the different rhyming patterns, sometimes simple a-b-a-b, then limerick style a-a-b-b-a.

[grammat.]

Your lyrics are always amazing but this is exceptionally brilliant. Your parodies along with your fabulous voice lift my depression over the state of our fractured nation.

Very senior old lady here, who would be beyond proud to have a son like you. Please keep using and sharing your wonderful talents for those of us who need you. Thank you for the joy!

[oceanoflotion]

Please dont sit and wait to vote once you are registered. I have discovered my registration was removed. I had to get it straightened out.

[strezztechnoid]

Always a fantastic production, if Randy ever decides to write a musical for broadway--I am in. As a cis old guy, I give credit to Randy for putting a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Forever grateful to you Randy, never stop what you are doing.

[annabozyk]

I watched this dozens of times. There's the brilliant lyrics, the stunning vocals, and the hilarious content. I also carefully listened to the background vocals. If you listen carefully, when Randy sings "Then suddenly the Conman was a hero...", in the background he says, "Didn't see that coming". What an astute observation to put in to actual lyrics! Absolutely brilliant.

[vickonstark]

💙🙌🏼💙 Everyone check your voter registration regularly!!! We’re not going back.

[Cindy-zdue]

Oh Randy, the high school theater kid still in me just adores you. Well, all of me actually. And I was in Oklahoma. Makes me even at sixty one years want to get up and square dance. If I can remember the choreo. Love You

[donnakantaris]

Absolutely brilliant. I do hope these songs stay on the historical record. In his own unique way Randy Rainbow is a brilliant satirist in the vein of historical greats like Swift or Hogarth